Getaway...

[missyR]

Don't you ever just look at your life here in blighty and want to escape to spain or somewhere hot?

I bought a few more bikinis yesterday for my summer hols and i can't wait to leave this country. Has anybody got a place in spain or portugal and thinks about relocating?

[legend758duo]

it makes passport control a lot quicker.
and the metal detector too

[bednobs]

lol im sure it does!

[legend758duo]

next time i come home for my giro and dental work and my milk tokens ill look out for a pregnant burd in a bikini.
might be missy??

[bednobs]

i wasnt meaning to imply you do .. and youve taken great pains to tell us you dont

[legend758duo]

that was my alter ego .
im duo
im the dark one lol.
the other one was the nice one too.

lol


feeeeeeeeeeeeeee beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

where are yoooooooooooooooooooooo???

[Panic Button]

Isn't Tenerife a bit dull?

[bednobs]

what do you do for a living out there?

[legend758duo]

nope.
why do you ask that?
you wanna know about tenerife=?
tomorrow is one of the big days of carnaval.
the second biggest mardigras in the world.
yes only after rio.
so if that is dull .
well whats exciting?
watching uneducated hoodies stab and shoot each other as you step over junkies discatrded needles to get into a shop to buy the sun?

rant vover

[Panic Button]

There can be some nasty drug related crime on that street with a girls name in Las Americas.

[Panic Button]

Veronicas

[legend758duo]

sure.
if youre dumb enough to go there.
strange thing is its all brits on hols too.
take a few scousers a couple of mancs throw in some cockneys a feww brummies and geordies and of course a smattering of jocks and youve got drink drugs and burds flashin their tats.
thankfully they only stay for a week or two.

[Panic Button]

Oh No not the Brummies. They wouldn't do such a thing!

[legend758duo]

my arse.
its the lotof em
btw my mate who robbed the fur for my chopper is a brummy now.
been there 26 years now.
even talks broomy.
lives in frankly i think.
aint spoke for years tho

[Panic Button]

No once a jock always a jock. You don't become a Brummy by living there

[legend758duo]

he speaks so broad brummy.
i bet youd never guess btw
no way youd know

[Panic Button]

Do you still have loads of North Africans trying to sell leather belts on the seafront in Tenerife?

[legend758duo]

senagalese.
sunglasses watches lighters magnetic necklaces.
best of gear delboy

[Fee_B77]

They picking on you leg end?

Nae luck!

:-P

[legend758duo]

aye feb
coulda been the start of summit beautiful wi me and you too doll.
im a jock.
youre a jock.
you like women.
so do i.
a perfect soulmate for me.

snifff snifff

[legend758duo]

feeeeeeee beeeeeeee

i was lookin forward to gettin my HANS on you too.

sorry doll

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