Poll - Should Whiff(e)y get his *e* back ?

[Jugglering]

I have no idea how to do a poll like what we see over >>>>>>>>>>> now and again, so I'll post it as a question.

Should Whiff(e)y get his *e* back?

A on your keypads is "Yes, of course, we prefer it like that"
B on your keypads is "No, never, not in a million years, we prefer it like that"
C on your keypads is "Errr, not sure, what's an e ?
D on your keypads is "Don't care" or "Who's Whiff(e)y?"

All vote now please !

[Pea Pod]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEE by gum yes So I vote A

[-Zorro-]

d

[whiffy]

Thank you jugglering. I have had MASSIVE support in email, but also some strange correspondence, ranging from "whiffey you are a waste of bandwidth" to "you have ruined a simple risotto"

Did you see Toad with the chillis in pusta tonight ?

[curlyperm]

double 'd'

[whiffy]

Thanks for your support curlyperm !

"Please tell me that this is a stich-up"

[Roughquest]

Can't we have a 'Bring Back Ward-Minter' post?

Boo - Hooo

Not sure how to answer this one - I don't think it is important with or without the 'e' ? Well, I am going to invent an answer which can be E = Indifferent.

[curlyperm]

why should i support you? you interrupt all my posts ( on purpose )

[johnlambert]

Hi whiffster,
I was going to email you but I thought you would be pre occupied with looking for the absent "e" so I didnt bother. are we still friends?
To answer Jugglering:
YES

[whiffy]

curleyperm, here's a deal - you post a new post and I promise I won't interrupt it. I might interpose with an intelligent comment, but I won't interrupt.

I too think we should bring back Ward-Minter. Do I play him again or does somebody else want a go ? This place needs a good fight, it's all getting too namby-pamby.

[johnlambert]

you play him whiffey mate,

[Jugglering]

How do we play Ward-Minter ? I don't know that game...

Oh, Whiff(e)y, yes I did see MC - I thought it was hilarious - especially the bit where Toad went, "You could do serious damage to someone with that" after coughing and spluttering loudly ! What is wrong with the chopsy one anyway ? Has he never heard of Pusta with chilli and brocolli (sp?) ? Fatboy was a bit more game though, at least he only gripped his fork lightly.... Don't you just love the way they hold their cutlery ?

[whiffy]

Well Jugglering, this thread may yet degenerate into Masterchef quotes. OK so here are a few from tonight

"Do we still stuff vegetables ? Dunno" (Toad)

"That chocolate brownie - it's on a sizzler" (Toad)

"I've rarely seen a plate o' food with so many mistakes on it" (Pasty). Remember that the unfortunate contestant had mistaken ground almonds for parmesan cheese. Schoolboy errors.

"It was just wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong" (Toad)

"Stick it on the plates ! Now ! Right now !"

[stewey]

Does Whiffy Eless want his whiffy back with an "e"? And who is going around randomly plucking alphabetical parts of people's names? I had a question banned this morning, but i'm still holding onto my "e". Anyway, Whiffy, if you want your "e" back just grab it and insert it where it belongs: there are 26 letters in every alphabet, and there are lots of alphabets to go around.

[whiffy]

Well stewey, I am stuffed. I have resigned from here, I can't take it anymore, all I need now is a comeback name. I have thought of SteamedPig, SlightlyBrown, and PooFace. Interestingly the nearest I could get to PooFace was PooFace5, so at least 4 people before me have had the same idea.

[Jugglering]

Whiff(e)y - you are stuffed ? What as, pray tell. I do hope it's not as 1970's aubergine or peppers with risotto. Hey, I actually made stuffed peppers last week and topped them off with Wensleydale cheese but I wonder if our two dear *experts* have ever even heard of regional British cheeses ! (probably not, given that one is a vegetable barrow boy and the other is from another country altogether......) One tells us he wants a clean plate of food and the other can't hold his fork properly.... doh !

[Jugglering]

Oh and I notice that virtually everyone on here is taking no flippin' notice of my poll. Come on,answer A, B, C or D on your keypads now "

[stewey]

Jugglering, being the sensitive, caring type of of individual which I am I believe that what is of paramount importance here is the emotional well-being of Whiffy Eless. Your flippin pieces of alphabet are inconsequential compared to his rather despondent state of mind. Anyway, to show you how caring I am I'll type 'D".

[Jugglering]

Mr Stewey - thank you so much for your kind considerations - I am sure that Mr Whiff(e)y Eless will agree, in due course ! We have to take care of his despondencies and alphabetical inconsequences (or even A to Z's, minus the ever essential *e*'s). How did you find the PUSTA and chillies ? Were they as good for you as the chocolate brownies ? I personally would never ever mistake ground almonds for parmesan - after all, they do smell quite different !

[curlyperm]

sorry to interrupt juggerling (but i did answer your original Question) Whiffy........cant think of anything to post now, and if i did, you perhaps might tell people not to reply, to make me look stupid : / lol

[curlyperm]

...................also -- dont come on here much now, too many small minds who dont appreciate my sense of humour ; P reading it all the time but, contributing very little, as i seem to wind people up the wrong way, and arguments ensue! : (