Obscure Facts

[stewey]

Does anyone else have a really, really interesting little known fact? Mine is: if it wasn't for peanut-butter, hedgehogs would not be able to fly helicopters.

[4getmenot]

not If I manage it first with my collection of malibu bottles

[funkymoped]

jellies cant sky dive. especialy red ones....
:-)

[stewey]

Thanks, people, for all your responses...........really entertaining and funny. I have to drop out now and go see a guy who owes me some money. Trouble is he lives about 90 miles away. See ya when I get back with the loot. Actually, I might stop in for a few wobbly-pops after I have collected!!

[4getmenot]

ok and remember you cant pop a wobbly pop that wont pop pop

[funkymoped]

but you can pop a wobbly pop with a tanner on the top !
:-)

[AniaSM]

What do you call a big Irish spider?
Paddy long legs!

[4getmenot]

exactly what I was gonna put next :-)

[4getmenot]

that has got to be the funniest joke ever, no become one of my faves

[AniaSM]

Thanks 4getmenot I was cringing when I was typing it in cos its a bit offensive.

[sunflower71]

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes
:)

[redcrx]

male or female pig?

[4getmenot]

probably male

[Blyss]

it is illegal to sell tinned sliced carrots on a sunday in scotland .
god knows why.

[4getmenot]

because of all the hungover scotsmen, tins can be a potential death trap :-)

[OBonio]

6 out of 7 days end in a Y.

[Champagne]

Your post code is actually the exact longitudial co-ordinates of your house.

[Champagne]

Aaaaaand... contrary to popular belief, Jesus Christ died for our bins.

[4getmenot]

wheeley chAMOERS i NEVER KNEW THAT

[johnlambert]

elephants cannot jump
Polar bears and cats are left handed
Average size of an American Airways pilots nose = 2.6 inches

[Bruizedapple]

also, apparently hot things burn