I'm certainly not a gold digger, but since the question here is how to get a free drink, i think its a valid point, especially since melon's suggestion of getting her melons out did not impress legend.
if the barman aint interested, then the next best thing is the blokes who are willing to buy girls a drink,
With the help of an accomplice, I would kidnap the immediate members of your family and then stroll into your bar and state categorically that if I don't get a free drink then a member of your family will die. I'll prove this by handing you a mobile phone so you can hear them on the other end of the line. "Help us Peg!" they'll be sobbing down the phone to you.
Extreme, but effective.
I was originally going to say that I'd flash my boobs at you but you probably get that all the time.
I have been known to chat up the odd hot barman and i ask them for a pen and paper. I then scribble my phone number on the pad, and hand it back to them and walk off. haha... works every time
No problem I get free drinks where ever I go the phrase that works is...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................can I have a glass of tap water please.
This is an easy one.
All I'd have to do is to say "Give me a free drink or I'll start taking my clothes off."
Trust me...the free drink would be the better option!