For Dotty

[Joe_the_Lion]

If you were single and had the choice of having an exotic holiday with Andrew Lincoln for a week in a rather horny mood OR a week with Johnny Depp in a B&B in Luton for just a weekend what would you choose?

[dot.hawkes]

johnlambert isn't a man is he/she they post alot of very effeminate questions I think

[ne2]

Ooh no dot, He's very much a man! Have you seen his pics on his My Space? Another Phwaarrrr.lol

[dot.hawkes]

well post a link and we will all judge lol i am not in the market like, but nowt wrong in squeezing the fruit lol

[Pippa68]

I could have both of them!

I would sit on the bed, grease the pair of them up and watch them fight. I am thinking of Ollie Reed and Alan Bates wrestling by the fire ;o)

Wardy, I have told you before..I can dye my hair.

[Joe_the_Lion]

My needs are no secret, I am a loving man, quite kind and considerate. But, and for the modern breed of neo-feminist bow-wows this is a big but, I have to be in control. I have and never will be subserviant to a bird. What I say goes. What I want, I shall have.

She must also enjoy a sound spanking every now and then and be thankful for it. Nothing too lasting, lets say a firm hand print that will diminish after half an hour or so.

And she be be rightwing, but not have the intelligence to argue the benefits of a free-market economy and imperialist ideas. That is because ultimately, I have to be the brains of the outfit.

Any takers?

[dot.hawkes]

what does right wing mean?

[Pippa68]

I vote Tory.

[Redbel]

Who is John Lambert....is he in movies too?

[Joe_the_Lion]

Dotty I was just about to answer that with a tirade of abuse aimed at peasants, beggers, and one-armed lesbien single mothers from Ubekistan claiming every benefit under the sun in Blighty, when I realised the humour in your response. Well done!!

[society]

hehehe Minter, are from the last century? are saying you need a dumb woman? well, there no such these days; so think twice and consider taking a spanking or two every now and again.

[Redbel]

Ooooh Pippa now yer talking.....Ollie Reed and Alan Bates wrestling.......I remember it well......:))))

[Joe_the_Lion]

I imagine most people on here are from the last century, unless there are ABers under 7 years old.

What were you saying about dumb women?

[dot.hawkes]

Call me fickle but i am in love for the first time today with gary sinese. life is improving lol

[Joe_the_Lion]

Would you like to massage his stumps a la "Forrest Gump"?

[Joe_the_Lion]

Whilst watching "Chocolat" (I have just realised there is no "E" in the title, hence the French pronunciation) I have decide Juliette Binoche would get it.

[society]

(sorry i don't know what happened there, words are missing. i could swear i checked over before posting.)

there are no submissive women in todays world. women are educated and intelligent, they know what they want and go out and get it or make it happen. you give the impression of one who likes putting down women in order to bask in your glory.

are to trying to live up to the Lion part of your name? lol

[Joe_the_Lion]

Don't get me wrong, I am all for women making it in the workplace etc, even ugly ones, but my "Ideal" would be a submissive, traditional type who would be just to sit and home and cook etc. As I am retired, it would be unfair to have her working anyway.

[society]

Well I am curious; won�t you prefer someone whom you can carry on an intelligent, challenging conversation with? You will be bored with someone who is not up to par with your intellect, it�s boring to have someone saying yes, no, ok, what�s next? I can imagine you will not have your woman driving also. Wardy you are delirious lol

[dot.hawkes]

my son has just told me i am working too hard and for too little money and i should give it all up, sell the house and move to a hot country. That sounds appealing but do they hace a bargain booze in Antigua? nope.