Telephone calls?

[opra winfrey]

Have any of you out 'there' experienced strange calls to your mobile telephone?
Over the last 3 days I have been receiving strange calls in the early hours of the morning.
Anyone else had a similar experience & how did you deal with it

[efc]

Hi Opra - what sort of strange calls? why not just turn your phone off at night!

[dot.hawkes]

how do you know they were strange? Did you actually answer them and a person say, 'hello oprah i am madly madly in love ' and threaten to jump up and down on your sofa?

[opra winfrey]

This fella keeps protesting his undying love for me.

[efc]

hmmmm that is strange!!!

[dot.hawkes]

it is unbelievable

[opra winfrey]

Well what should i do?

[efc]

turn your phone off!!

[efc]

then again if some fella was protesting his undying love for me then i'd certainly wanna listen to it lol!

[wendilla]

I'll give you my number to give him and you can switch your phone off then lol lol

[dilf]

jump up and down on your sofa ha-ha
then turning the landing light on and off.

im not one for scare mungering or nowt but do you think he's a genuine romeo or a rapist/murderer/ settee slasher who likes to keep his victims alive for as long as poss.- just a thought thats all
you dont have any painfully shy 45 year old recluses living nearby have you

[dilf]

what am i thinking- do these calls coincide with your drunken bloke returning from the pub after a buisness meeting with the lads

[opra winfrey]

Thankyou for the usual pompous rhetoric but could you be a tad more f**king helpful.

[megan07]

Hi my mobile has been playing-up it got up and walked across the floor at 3.30 this morning and it put the kettle on then sat on the sofa with a nice cup of tea lol love megan

[zigzag]

sounds like a bit of
Do Not Adjust Your Set
to me

[zigzag]

snap megan07
you keep doing this to me lol

[megan07]

Hi zigzag do you have a naughty mobile too

[efc]

why can't I have a naughty mobile??

[megan07]

Hi efc you can i have just had to take the vodka bottle of mine and it threatened it would ring his pals if i did not give him it back lol love megan

[zigzag]

was refering to the times of posting megan07 lol
whats 110 over 70 mean?

[opra winfrey]

Behave you harlot.