which aber?

[bobtheduck-]

would you most like to sit in a soup ladle with, while playing marbles with, while singing along to the proclaimers first album, while wearing a magnolia cat suit and eating a cheese and beetroot sandwich?

[Katie~77]

You you you you you you you you you you you you!!!!!!!!!xxx

[country_boy]

There's a second album?

[stoat the ba]

dont be slaggin aff the twins big man.

[oldfashioned]

AB Ed of course. Like to ask a few questions.

[dot.hawkes]

this site was getting a little sickly sweet Roberto, thanks for reinstating some good old honest fantasy lol

[stoat the ba]

how aboot a menage etrois with a female user and the proclaimers?
scary movie 5 lol.

[dot.hawkes]

stoat the baw has apparently changed its meaning now and means an adult male with an unheatlhy interest in children, I assume you have picked it for the more traditional Glaswegan meaning? I am not making that up and it is meant in all good humour lol : ))

[rugeleyboy]

Oops

[dot.hawkes]

Hi RB, lol, have i read it wrong or is that what it says ?

[PatriciaH]

I think you are right dot...........

[stoat the ba]

its all in the best possible taste.

[dot.hawkes]

glad to hear it, but if you are new to the site you can easily choose another name i think, if you feel you want to lol I know i would!! (all said in good humour with no intention of offending anyone at all ever.)

[enigma]

How many people on here thought of the name Stoat the ba in a sexual context and how many had to google it to find out what it actually meant and stumbled across the sexual reference ? Be honest now. I'm Scottish and i've only ever heard it used in a way meaning to hit the ball - it's Scottish slang pure and simple. Why should he have to change his name ? People can also be referred to as a 'stoat the baw' or 'heid the baw' meaning a numpty basically. I've only seen it used in a sexual way tonight upon checking that link and i've never heard of it being used like that.

[stoat the ba]

thats why i said ba not baw.
ok??

[stewey]

Well, Bob, I must say that I resent your lack of choices in this matter. Therefore, I cannot come up with a sensible answer especially after eating a watercress and banana sandwich. Please, next time you ask a nonsensical question make it more intelligent!!

[stewey]

I suppose that I should have added "LOL" in order to nullify the "!!".

[-Zorro-]

Proclaimers shud have been given life sentence years ago for crimes aginst music

[caz247]

i have never heard of that user name in a sexual manner
ever. I am Glaswegian and agree with enigma totally as to what it means.

caz

[stoat the ba]

aye rugelboy any mair and youre gettin malkied.

[ReinaLuna]

awwww I find the Scottish accent sooooo cute...!!!
Once I was in Edinburgh with my bf and entered a pub, the guys started to talk to us straight away and wanted to me try "the real whisky" which I refused because I don't like it.... but they invited me a Bailey's with ice and it was lovely! Scots are really GREAT I wish I could live there hehehe...

Anyway, can the sandwich be only a cheese one? I don't fancy beetroot.... ;o)