Zombies

[Champagne]

If you're closest friend/loved one turned into a zombie in front of your eyes, do you think you'd have the courage to put them out of their misery?

[luna-tic]

Hello Champagne. That's a tough one but I think the deciding factor for me would be if they wanted to nibble on any of my extremities once they'd gone that ghastly grey colour.

[Champagne]

Well i've not come across a vegetarian zombie yet. They'd still want your extremities to accompany their cheese 'n chive dip.

[luna-tic]

Mmmm....Yummy !

[Supernick]

Definitely Champers. I'd batter them with the cricket bat that I usually keep for spiders, taking care to destroy the brain, and shouting "YOU NEVER LET ME WIN AT MONOPOLY YOU B*STARDS"

We're talking about scary film zombies right? Not someone who's on life support?

[aka pixi]

nah i would chain them up then take them 'walkies' and let them loose on anyone who has peed me off over the years lol


how cool would it be if the world was suddenly overrun with zombies though? woo hooo zombie hunts would be great fun :D

[ummmm]

Yes definitely. Sometimes I want to put them out of their misery even though they haven't yet turned into a zombie!!!

[aka pixi]

eek pa____ul the zombies on the new dawn of the dead film (think its that anyway) are mega fast :s

[jno]

well, they did that in Shaun of the Dead, and what do you know, at the end of the film it turned out the ones who hadn't been killed were alright after all, though they had to be chained up in the shed. So it was a waste of perfectly good parents.

[opera winfre]

Sure thing.

[Champagne]

PMSL @ Supernick!! I also like your weapon of choice. I'm surprised you didn't use a fly swat to slap them to death!

And yes, pa__ul, zombies have progressed from the 70's somewhat. Not only are they a horrible grey colour, but they can run fast AND gnaw through flesh in seconds. Of course, jno is thinking that zombies would be good in mundane jobs such as collecting trolleys in Tesco car park, but again, in that film they didn't move very fast. I wouldn't step into a supermarket which was swarming with quick-footed zombies in fetching viscose Tesco uniforms!!

I'd have to agree with Supernick. If it were, say, my best friend, then I'd pummel her to death with a tennis racked (using both soft side and hard edges), then I'd raid her wardrobe for all her clothes that I like before heading out to tackle other zombies (finding a sawn-off shotgun on route to save time).

[Baby Jane]

That was so funny, lets hear some more
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