Smelly Boss

[nat_84]

Just need to get something off my chest...

My boss came in today at about 1.00pm, after picking up his new motorbike, which i assume he spent all morning cruising on....

Since being back he has been burping and farting!! To be fair he has been saying pardon (except when he farted...)

Then he just called me into his room and it stank!!!!

Think the man couldve waited for it to wift away a bit!!

*Thanks for listening...*

[johnlambert]

I dont get it, none of my ex wifes could ride a motorbike and they could both burp + f4rt for Britain.

[nat_84]

do u think maybe he caught lots of air in his mouth whilst riding....?

[grumpii]

Maybee but not up his bottom! (unless he rides it like Evil Kenevel)

[CushtyFred]

Oi johnlambert, you still up for a fight moosh?

[nat_84]

lmao - gosh that nearly made me literally laugh out loud.

[nat_84]

he's in the loo now - which is (almost) opposite my desk .. possibly letting it all out...

Gosh it still stinks.

[johnlambert]

Anytime CushtyFred

[grumpii]

Ask him to shut the door!

[stewey]

If you follow that theory, nat, he must have been sitting backwards, at some time during the ride,in order to explain the other type of gaseous expulsions.

[nat_84]

lmao - stop it! I keep picturing him with his bum in the air riding up Baker Street!!

He sprayed the loo - which has coated the room in a nice spring scent and dog $hit and lavender....

[grumpii]

He sprayed the loo coating it....you will get me banned.

[grumpii]

I dont believe you followed him in, to check out what he did.

[nat_84]

lmao - thats disgusting!!! EWWW!!!

I'll probably get myself banned at this rate.

Farting seems to have stopped - belching seems to have continued....

I'm so bored and still have 2 hrs 30 mins to go!!!!! arrrrrrrghhhhhh!!!!

[grumpii]

Somebody else may need the toilet shortly, then you could go and see what they did.

[stewey]

Nat_84, this is your boss............Get back to work immediately and cease and desist from following me around sniffing like a little puppy-dog. It's types like you wot causes unrest in the orfice!!

[nat_84]

his son just went for a piddle.. probably thought it was me that left the previous mess!! GREAT!

[nat_84]

lmao stewey!!

[redcrx]

nat, bet your sense of smell is better at the moment. Get a plug in air freshener for the office and a spray for the loos.

[nat_84]

Maybe i should plug one in my room....

Why are men so vulgar!!??