whats scarier??????

[redhead23]

a big tiger in your kitchen ------ or a big leopard in your bathroom ????? give reasons please x

[Gill 05]

A big leopard in the bathroom.

I don't cook, so use my kitchen very little, but I drink a lot and am never out the loo when p!ssed.

[ummmm]

I was struggling....

My fridge is in the kitchen....and my wine is in the fridge!!!

I have a downstairs toilet so I'm fine with the weeing thing....but how long could I go without a shower?

Tiger in the kitchen.....I can always have a strip wash at the kitchen sink!!

[society]

I'll take them big anywhere!

[grumpii]

Niether, cos my ex used to cook (I had abad experience cooking, hospitalised,) and now Ihave left I just wee in the corner

[redhead23]

thank u all for takiing my question seriously xx

[ummmm]

Weeing in the corner is really not a good thing to do!!!!

[grumpii]

youshould see what I do with no.2.

[ummmm]

Can't you just tell me instead ?

[society]

grumpy are you referring to Channel No 2?

[ummmm]

My favorite :-)

[grumpii]

I am mental and am having trouble getting over my ex, so I am doing adirty protest all over the walls calling her bad things with it. (you did ask!)

[redhead23]

grump u have me wat more could u want

[ummmm]

Whats your real name grumpii?

Bobby Sands?

[Miss Random]

Tiger in the kitchen.... make him run round and round really fast!!
He will turn to butter, scoop it up and stir fry the leopard. Yum. x

[grumpii]

Re red, I am already over it, washing it off as I type, do you fancy coming over with what bit of paint you have laft and going over the crusty bits?

[redhead23]

grumps -
that is the best offer i have had all day hell yeah!!!!
ill be over in ten ill just put me false teeth in boyo!!!! let muma come to u lmao

[grumpii]

hang on it will take me ten mins. to get my leg on and straighten my hunch out x

[redhead23]

i like a hunch , leave it , ill try not to jump on u from behind , may be hard though i hear u are one fine specimen of man - just wat i need !!!xx

[Emz26]

I'd like to see a tiger in my boss's kitchen and a leopard in his bathroom too! Wipe that stupid grin off of his stupid face!

[ummmm]

My bed is calling....good night all. Twas fun...xx