Disposal of sex toys

[Priesty]

Someone in the office has just queried how she would dispose of her sex toy. Would putting it in the bin be deemed innapropriate? maybe a bonfire? Would the poor lady in Oxfam object?

[grumpii]

Take it too the tip and give it to the man who reconditions old TVs and hoovers and stuff.

[Joe_the_Lion]

1) Sterilize it and put it on a shelf in MotherCare with a mote saying "if you only had one of these, you wouldn't be paying �30 for a silly toy"

2) Send it to a Mosque

3) Wrap it up and use it in pass the parcel at a childrens party.

4) Leave it in a pub toilet and see who comes out with a smile on their face.

[Champagne]

Hahahahahaha!! Some great suggestions!

Or it would make an entertaining toy for a toddler. It's perfectly safe as it's too big to swallow and the kiddles would get hours of amusement with the vibrating versions.

[Skreecheeboy]

Discreetly chuck it in a swimming pool and record results as a social experiment.

[redhead23]

send it to tony blair he could do with some fun - actually so could i - send it to me

[Priesty]

I aint touching it, I know where its been

[Skreecheeboy]

Redhead23, I can be your sex toy!!!! I'm also slightly worn but I'm much better than one of those fake ones!

[redhead23]

skree - you are on as long as u are male lol ur place or mine

[Skreecheeboy]

Hi Redhead, of course I am, what's easier for you? Can you get a megabus in your city?

[joko]

i once found a clearly used vibrator in its box in my front garden...bleurgh.

i just can't think why someone would buy it, use it, box it and dump it outside...?

suffice to say, i put one of those little sombreros from the top of tequila bottles on it and added a mini poncho and named him speedy gonzales...andalay andalay!!!

[tracymort]

Rag and bone man?

[MissDanielle]

What about dressing it up as pingu...