texting

[sleepyj]

have you ever sent a text to the wrong number like a dirty one to your mother in law instead of your wife .any ones really . need a good laugh

[ReinaLuna]

Well, if it's a text, I can't help, but with mails.... I have a friend who is a Franciscan monk and nowadays I have more control to what I send, but when I recently had his email, I was once sending these jokes and sent to a whole group of people - him included - and just forgot that some of the jokes were kind of indecent, hauahuahauaha!

I felt a bit embarrassed but laughed a lot at the same time imagining his face when opening it, like for example the photo divided in 2 parts, asking "why does the Quaker oat guy has this smile?" and the second photo showed him from the waist down, receiving a bl*w job!!

Anyway, if you need a laugh, I can write some of my favourite jokes for you too... ;o) hope you are ok? not in need of a laugh because of anything serious happening?

[sleepyj]

thanks reinal im fine thanks xx

[ummmm]

I sent a text to a bloke I was seeing by accident instead of my friend......the convo

Friend...'Hi ummmm, get up to anything good last night?'

ummmm...'nah, spent the night with cr@p shag, what about you?' hit send to....ok...

no no no no no.....it went to him!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sleepyj]

omg ummmm did you get a reply from him . ? or any more sha g s ?

[grumpii]

If he got it, at least there was no awkward "why whats up" sort of questions," quality again ummmm.

[sleepyj]

god i would be happy just for a bit right now im not fussy . lol

[whiffey]

sleepyj, not sure what it is you are after, but I have a carrier bag full in my understairs cupboard. Mostly thin strings but a few larger blocks, and concentrated stuff to keep you close to a lavatory until midday next day.

[ummmm]

The honest truth......I phoned him and said 'that message....ignore it, private joke'

So he did....!!!!!

[knobbynonuts]

Once sent a message to my g/f that I was going out with at the time saying " I love you so much" and the next day my boss said to me well I dont love you (whoops) but we had a good laugh about it after he fired me.......