I'm going on holiday tomorrow

[Champagne]

What have I forgotten to pack?

Seriously! I know i'm bound to have forgotten something crucial.

[crete]

nat......... condoms and morning after pill ?

[Champagne]

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * to Miss Inquiry about the holiday insurance!! xxxx

I think I have everything else covered. Got TWO cameras. One regular digital, and one underwater... with a 1GB memory card. Also have mp3 player, Nintendo DS, hair straighteners, hairdryer, P20 sun protection, moisturiser etc. etc.

And my bikini is black with cherries all over it! I look horrendous in yellow. It's the one colour I can't carry off pa__ul.

No condoms required. I'm not that sort of girl.

[Trojanfarce]

You probably haven't packed.... You!! Cos seeing as you're going on holiday tomorrow, I bet you can't contain yourself.....!
Sorry, awful, I know....

[nat_84]

crete - just incase she was to have an accident with the condom or forget to use one in her drunken state...

precautions my dear... precautions....

[Champagne]

I won't be partaking in those sorts of frolics, I can assure you Nat. I'm all talk and no actions. Plus, as Ned rightly pointed out... *ahem*

The bikini is colourful and fun, pa__ul. I have 5 other bikinis in my wardrobe (bikinis being my 2nd habit after shoes) but I'm bored of them.

[Miss Random]

So,
Is Johnny fartpants going with you?

You may need one of those little fans to direct in straight back into his direction. lol

[jump79]

-sunglasses
-aspirin
-flip flops
-music player or ipod
-good book
-sunscreen

[Champagne]

Who is Johnny Fartpants??? :o\
I'm going with mates if that's what you mean.

[Miss Random]

Thought you were in love with a man that farts in bed and you love him so much you think it's cute!

So if he's not going can I come?

pppppppplllllllllllllllleeeeeeeaaaaasssssseeeee! (they were all recycled letters, honest) lol

xx

[nedflanders]

OOOH OHHHH what DS games are you taking?
Have you finished New Super Mario yet?

[Champagne]

No Miss, I'm single. But I do remember what 'Love is...' regardless of that. ;o)

For DS I have Mario Karts, Sims 2 (naturally), Brain Training and a compilation game. I want more Mario games though. Have you tried Mario vs. Donkey Kong yet? Diddly.

And I'm sorting my playlists on my iPod tonight, pa__ul. Everything will be feel good music to sustain my sense of euphoria. :o)

[shineybomb]

What about an electrical plug adapter?

and suntan lotion & sunglasses