Mules ?

[Woofter]

I just bought some mules I think they are called, in Tesco for about �4. They've got no backs ffs. What a flaming waste of time !!! What is the point in having a pair of slippers that fall off your feet every time you move ? You end up shuffling and stomping around just to keep the sodding things on your feet. The only other item more irritating is a thong with that little bit of string right up your ar$e.