dilema

[redhead23]

greetings friends and lovers can i help you with your problems ?

i do hope so

[Emz26]

I hope so too. I have loads of problems!!!

[sleepyj]

yes can you please help me auntie red . im starting to think i will never have s*x again . what is it like a life off no s*X ? how long can a lady go with out it ? will my fan*y shut up lol

[redhead23]

thank u friends

sleepy yes you can deal in a life without intimate realations i have not had any sadly for 2 months and i am gagging ,, but wait when u least expect it a nice maggot will come along was this helpful ?

[sleepyj]

i dont want a maggot, i want a massive big snake .

[Emz26]

Anaconda....Hmmmmm!

[redhead23]

lol in luton all you get is a maggots , well ive had 2 snakes walked like john wayne for days afterwards rofl

[browneyedgir]

Red - have you ventured to Lynch's in Watford yet?

[Emz26]

Have you been a bit further North...?

[sleepyj]

she has been all over the world looking for men lol but she keeps looking in zoo i keep telling her you wont find any think worth a sh*g in a zoo lol

[redhead23]

brown no aint been , and yes to having been up north was in blackpool , newcastle and manchester but obviously did not get lucky

[Emz26]

There are some lovely men where I am....!

[red~bez]

Evening folks :)

Hey red major dilema here. :s
I don't know wether to have a bag of Wotsits or pop open some Pringles (cheese and chive)
What would you recommend.... ;-)

[sleepyj]

im going to bed to read some mags night every one have fun xxxxx

[Emz26]

Pringles!! And eat the whole pack!

[redhead23]

redddd hello i want u to messenger me

pringles babe

[browneyedgir]

red-bez - (hello by the way) def have the cheese and chives pringles!

[red~bez]

Thanks Emz .... :)... x

Red I don't have your addy?

[red~bez]

Just popped em open browneyedgirl....... x

[browneyedgir]

only thing wrng with pringles is, as the ad says (and espeically with cheese and chive flavour) "Once you pop, you can't stop"!

[redhead23]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh