Advice

[Emz26]

What is the best piece of advice you have ever been given?

[Joe_the_Lion]

If you don't eat, you don't sh!t,
If you don't sh!t, you die.

(Good advice for all those on stupid diets)

[shaylee]

Ne te confundant illegitimi =
"Never let the ******** get you down"

[shaylee]

by the way that word was "B*st*rds"

[knobbynonuts]

Get out of this pub and dont ever come back you wuking banker.
(I CAME BACK TOUGH just to annoy it) oh **** I cant spell though

[Joe_the_Lion]

There's the old classic:

PPPPPP

Prior Preparation Prevents a Pi55 Poor Performance

[fine,thanks]

a dog is not just for life its for xmas

[ummmm]

Don't listen to your Dad

[Joe_the_Lion]

Daddy knows best.

[ummmm]

pmsl....

Not always.

[society]

listen to your parents

[ummmm]

Except your Dad

[RATTER15]

a doggie is great any time of the year!!

[RATTER15]

aye diddle aye sh!t or bust, never let your balls dangle in the dust!!

[unruliejulie]

Don't **** on your own doorstep!

[glesga123]

When driving, think for the idiot drivers who cant think for themselves.

[Athley]

Don't waste your life on the internet !

[MrBen5]

Hmmm, i never listen to advice but like giving it. :)

Dont bite the hand that feeds you.

Dont trust anybody.

You will never be happy until your happy with yourself.

Dont just do something because everyone else is doing it.

I could go on all inght, but had better not...

[society]

santa claus will bring it, he never lies.

[jump79]

Always make sure you wear clean underwear before stepping out; you never know when you might get run over by a bus.

[Skreecheeboy]

Like a dog returns to it's vomit, so to a fool to his folly.

if you can't love yourself you will never find love (similar to MrBen's but that's how I heard it, been loving myself for years but still waiting on the pay off....)

What's for you won't go passed you. (One of the last pieces of advice my Grandad gave me before he passed away) (Don't know if that grammer is correct, should it be past or passed?)