i have made a decision

[redhead23]

for the past three nights a big hairy mary keeps knocking at my door and asking to come in
i have refused untill tonight

me and hairy are having some wine gums and coco - i know how to treat a hairy mary

wat was the most unuasual thing that happened to you today ?

[Rubyrose]

I really think I have missed something! Who is hairy Mary? Lol

I saw a GIANT spider outside my bedroom window.. (I am on the ground floor) and I went to study it and it had a HUGE egg sack hanging from it's tummy! I sprayed it with some adhesive spray I found in the garage! I know I know... I'm going to hell.. but I couldn't risk it coming in my bedroom window and having babies in my room!

[knobbynonuts]

welcome back red we have all missed you life would not be the same without you on here

[redhead23]

thank u knobby darling that is very kind
im in a very depressive mood tonight but thank u for that lovely comment xxx u beast of a man !

[Emz26]

I wish I had a hairy man knocking on my door. He is just asleep, snoring on the sofa.....

[IggyB]

i went to the fair - but it was closed so i picked my girlfriend up and pretended to be a roller coaster / waltzer ... she told me this was unusual (but i think she loved it really)