The most embarassing date ever!!

[PinkFizz]

Just to cheer myself up I would like you all to endear me with your most embarassing date stories ever!! Plllleeeeaseeee!!!

[mrknowall]

If redhead23 reads this you will hit an all time record of posts lol

[PinkFizz]

lol - I will await with baited breath!!

[mrknowall]

her she is her self coming your way

[wiggal]

I cant say it was an embarassing date, more moment! well hmm not sure!
i was meeting a bloke off the net, he couldnt drive so his best mate came along to drive him, we went bowling and played some pool, only i couldnt keep my eyes off his best mate, literally, couldnt keep my eyes off him!
I did however make the mistake of asking him (the best mate) if he was welsh, only to get quite an annoyed reply saying no, im actually south african! oooooops!
Couldnt of left 2 much of a bad impression, as 3 years later we are now living together and very happy!!

[legend758duo]

I once met a girl at a club,back in my single days.Anyway i called my flatmate to say i was off to her sisters house and would be back late on .Anyway i got home in the morning and my mate asked 2whats she look like ?"i said shes ok .he laughed cos id told him the nite before when i was p!ssed that she was a looker .Anyway id given her my number and she called my flat next day.I arranged for her to come thru and visit and perhaps stay ( cheeky eh?)You can imaginre my surprise when she got off the bus with a dog with her, and the dog was the looker btw.She wouldnt leave my flat and slept on the couch for 3 days ffs.I stayed at my m8s flat and finally had to pay her bus fare to get rid of her.Never again .I still get slagged off from my m8 about it.Though the last laugh was on him.The dog was called chuck.Thats his name too!!!!! LMFAO i nearly cried.

[dilf]

when i went to pick her up i had to wait in the sitting room with ma and pa, i coughed as we watched the telly and a ball of phlegm shot out and landed on her mam's neck, as i stood up to wipe it off i kicked the hamster ball and hamster into the fire. bit of a dilema really should i wipe the phlegm or save the singed hamster. i saved the hamster but mother wiped the phlegm and her father called me a dozy ****.

[Pippa68]

I have two.

One was when I was about 17 and went out with a guy to a local pub. We spent most of the evening in silence, then he drove me home. He asked me out on another date, and when I replied ''I don't think it is a good idea'' he asked ''Can I just jump you then?''. I scarpered quick, leaving my handbag in his car!

The other one was with Mr P. The first time he was going to meet my parents in years (since he was a little boy..long story!). We went to a pub for a meal. After he farted rather loudly in the bar while we were having drinks (ok, more like semtex had exploded) we were shown to our table and bread rolls were served. Mr P proceeded to talk about 'Last Tango In Paris' after asking my dad to pass the 'Utterly Bu88ery'.

I look at that date as a baptism of fire!

[legend758duo]

That was 20 years ago btw.I still have nightmares about "eve".

[PinkFizz]

FFS and I thought I was the nutter on here - you lot are mad!!

[ummmm]

lol @ Dilf

What about your ex's Dad peeking through the letter box?

And are you still off the fags?

[redhead23]

mr i hated our first date when u wore heels and i had a coldsore then we saw my ex lover legend and u to had a fight
that hurt babe

[Pippa68]

dilf made me wet my pants...

[PinkFizz]

Are you lot on the wacky backy??? lol

[ummmm]

Pippa....you said that out loud

[Pippa68]

Luckily I have Tena Lady. Several boxes. In my shed.

[PinkFizz]

Pipsy - I may need to borrow a box or two!

[wiggal]

I also had from the first date i mentioned above, when i found out he was from S.A i was amazed! In a conversation he told me they lived in a house on stilts and had a pet giraffe that stuck its head through the window for breakfast.
I went home & excitedly told my mum (him and his mate had come in for a cup of tea after the bowling and pool) and they were both in hysterics when i was telling my mum & stepdad about the giraffe. It obviously wasnt true and his family have never let me live it down!! grrrr!

[rugeleyboy]

i think i want to move in with you dilf!!! i love the sound of your life!!! pmsl!!!

[Pippa68]

I think I might need em all, Pinkie..it might well be one of those nights!

[PinkFizz]

Have just remembered the mortifying first bedroom encounter with an ex. As I peeled off my sexy lingerie he grabbed my knickers, stuck them over his head and made trumpeting sounds like an elephant, whlist I lay there gob-smacked!!! I still cringe thinking about it!!