Men?!?!?!?!?

[warpig3]

I have just had a phone call from a guy asking for mrwarpig regarding a call mrwarpig made about buying a new (ish ) car!!!!

Does mrwarpig think I wont notice:.............

1. Sitting in a new car?

2. Depletion of funds in bank account?

So my real question is does he think he can get away with it? I dont really mind but just wondering what his thinking (of me or my intellect) is?

cheers
warpig

[bigmamma]

Have you got a birthday coming up ? Just a thought of wishful thinking . :-)

[cazzz1975]

im guessing that he will "surprise" you when he has bought it and put it on the drive (then it will be too much hassle to refund and he will say he did it for you)

[warpig3]

Ha,ha,ha, that would be great if I could drive but I can't, maybe he just wants to chauffeur me in style!

Note to self - check out e-bay for chauffeur attire!!!

[tiny e.a]

Yep definitely what cazzzz said, it'll be 'Look Darling, I've got a lovely surprise for you!' and then when you suggest that you might have liked to know before hand he'll sulk all day because you're ungrateful. (even though really he'll know he should have told you anyway, the ungrateful line will just be the getting away with it plan!)

[B00]

Narrr, it's none of the above....Blokes dont think things through like us wimin....his (basic) thoughts at the time would have been....

"ooooo shiny car <slavver,slavver> me must have"

If you're crediting him/them with anything beyond that.....shame on you!

;-)

[warpig3]

LOL B00, hangs head in shame, blushing slightly, you are right, nice shiney car vroooooom, vrooooom! What can I say!

[cazzz1975]

lol two areas where men cant control themselves cars n b00bs!!

[sleepy1]

the two thing men love to show off are cars and w illy . is it a big car coz they say men with small wi lly make up for it with a big car lol

[jno]

Well, did he say it was a Boxster? Might be a nice little Beetle

[Joe_the_Lion]

It is so obvious it is for his mistress.

[nic2006]

think you should divorce you are always moaning

[warpig3]

LOL nic would have to marry him first! Also I dont think of this as a moan, I find it rather amusing actually!

[annie0000]

Maybe it was only a casual enquiry on Mr WP's behalf, and the sales man decided to follow it up - I bet he comes home and says I saw a car at the weekend - do you fancy a look at it - on the other hand maybe he is thinking of financing it in your name, forging your signature and running away with the milkman - was it a camper van?

[Mammar]

Book two weeks in Marbella and pay for it before he can buy the car
Open up bank account in your name and hive a decent amount off into it for hairdos, pampering and the like and tell him that identity theives have taken it
Do a Pauline Fowler and clonk him with the frying pan.

[warpig3]

LOL girls, thank you for the suggestions!