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johnlambert | 20:50 Thu 24th May 2007 | Society & Culture
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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their 4rse to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say " you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid �6 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.


8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?


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When you ask someone ( usually fit and healthy ) if they are ok and their response is "not too bad " . Why can't they just reply in the positive ??
I don't know about what to do that is longer. But an annoying thing that really grates on my nerves is when a bloke calls me by another womans name. Even if they are a mate.
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Why ask them? you know how they are.
and another thing, why do we say "how do you do"?
Do what exactly????
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I know what you mean Sharron
oh sorry I meant Emz26 :-)))
Oi.........! lol
oh dear not exactly an original script there
Hello Red. x
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Just a few observations redhied, dont take it too seriously sweetheart!!
Another one is when I say I have lost something. And the other person says 'where have you lost it?' If I knew that, it wouldn't be lost!!!
One thing that always annoys me is when you're stood there talking to a friend and they say "oh you know so and so...." "No, I don't" "Yeah, you must do, everyone knows so and so" ..........well obviously they don't!!
Why do they never believe you anyway? lol
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Redhied??
I thought you were being wined, dined? 

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Body-and-Soul/Q uestion411091.html

When you go to buy an appliance, like a washing machine and the sales man spends ages telling you how reliable it is, then when you buy it they try to sell you insurance for when it breaks down.
My pet hate? people asking you if you watched a certain programme last night and you reply in the negative...adding that you aren't interested in that sort of entertainment.

Then they start telling you the entire contents of the programme with added elaborations.

When you are behind someone on an escalator and they get off in front of you they just stop dead and you end up crashing onto them. And they are probably a munter and the last person you want to get up close and personal with.
Also Mr.Puss will see someone on telly and then say, "Whats he been in before", I say "Idont know", he says "Yes you do", I say No I Bl**dy dont, if I did I would say so!!!!
totally agree pyschick!! especially when they start saying "you know, they hang round with so and so" me- "i dont know them either!" them- "oh well she went out with so and so when u were at college with him" and the point of this conversation is??
Pippa, my mum does that all the time - asks if I watched an episode of something and when I tell her no, I don't watch it, she says something like "Well, apparently, John gets killed tonight" or whatever - so despite me saying I don't watch it, she expects me to know who John is.
She also does it with stories in the newspaper - reads stuff out to me, even if I've told her I've already read that particular story. Does my head in!
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helliebobs?
do you know something I dont?
"Well, apparently, John gets killed tonight"

Nice knowing you guys. Someone tell my wife + kids I love them

PS jimmy McLauchlin gets my medals and best fighting knife!!
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Sh1t!!!
Im too young + good looking to die
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Double sh1t
I always wanted to die with my boots on, and here I an wearing my underpants, flip/flops and German Army vest :-(

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