trivial things that cause you to feel bad

[dilf]

i was reading raysparks slug torture confession and it brought to mind the time i vomited cos i stood in dog poo while running barefooted to shut the sunroof of the car in the rain. it got worse though when i got back indoors and realised it wasnt dog poo it was a frog and it was splatt from the shoulders down but its head was intact and it wasnt quite dead yet.
what could i do i'll not forget its little face as i flushed the loo on me foot and wriggled my toes

[dot.hawkes]

so glad you shared that with us dilf. ;)

[nutgoneflake]

That's so awful, but I think I may have weed a bit from laughing. My husband too. (Not the weeing part though...)

[thebigchill]

Whoa dilf...thats murder...your baaaaad.

[whiffey]

Last year when I was giving my lawn its first hair cut there was a sort of boney sound underneath and a sort of boney clattering sound in the grass collection box. I had a look, and it must have been a toad or a frog, red and green bits. It's like pushing the mower over a hidden piece of fox sh!t and a bit flying up onto your cheek, mind you nothing is worse than working a seed bed to a fine tilth and coming across a piece of cat poo, it slithers between the fingers and makes you wonder if beetroot isn't better bought from Waitrose.

[Queenbee spk]

Saw a dead bird on the ground last week. It was tiny as well. Booh.

Which window will I pick to launch out of?!

[nutgoneflake]

I'm with whiffey on the cat poo in the garden thing. We've just bought a Super Soaker water gun solely for shooting any cats caught cr@pping from now on. There are 2 or 3 culprits, and they're not very subtle about it, so I'm quite confident at least one will be soaked this weekend.

And I won't feel bad, either!!

[raysparx1]

dilf, that vision of you with a froggie slipper on is so funny, thank you for that, whiffeys cat poo on the hands is gross that is one smell that makes me want to puke, and I now feel better about killing the slug, cos what you did was far worse.