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Talking of which, pa__ul, how is the weight loss encouragement going? ;o)
"Aesthetically challenged" Hahahahahahaaaa!!
You've got us hooked now Skreeche. We need to know what ails ya. Do you have a visibly abhorrent bodily defect? Are you a dwarf? Do you have ginger hair? Or both?
Or maybe there was a hidden clue in your last statement. "I've got something that I don't want to share..." Your bed? Your last rolo? Your billions of pounds that you keep under your mattress?