Friday Undercrackers Test

[Black Noir]

Following on from "pencil Cleavage test" last week, its friday fun day..............

Just to prove how straight I can sit, Ive got my 30cm ruler and 2 pens poking out the back of me undercrackers and havent managed to stab myself in the back for 10 mins now...any advances on that?

[raysparx1]

I have got my hammer (shaft down) a 2ft piece of 2X1 wood a daffodil and my ham baguette, the ham has now fallen out the side.

[Black Noir]

Wow thats an ample pant you are wearing Ray ! Rinse that ham before eating though - might be a tad hairy

[raysparx1]

Hi Black,thank you for that tip about the ham, i thought i had swallowed a bit of brillo pad, I have now replaced baguette with spirit level and a puppy dog.

[mccfluff]

got a pen a lighter and my phone

[Black Noir]

Im calling you Mccfluff, are your bits vibrating?

And are the all level down there Ray?

[mccfluff]

alas i turned the vibrating bit off!

[Rubyrose]

I don't have a ruler as one of the guys stole it but it was flexi anyway so it wouldn't have helped! I do have a sharp letter opener but the way this lot creep up on me, I think it might be a health and safety issue!