no they don't exist
only if i'm allowed to spear things
slippers are for grannies
no one buys it, everyone steals it from work
that would be cruel, put a knife in and wiggle it about
only metaporicaly (excuse spelling)
all the time they explode if you leave one
'Seen a baby pigeon'? Every pigeon you see is a baby pigeon. They are gathering food for the much bigger Mummy and Daddy pigeons who are secluded in the tallest trees of the forest...........Bet you've never seen one of them pigeons?