My BF sez i am not the sharpest nife in the drawdoes

[doziblonde]

but I dont kno y he sed that cos I wear thongs and i can't cook anyway. What do u think?

[dippiblonde]

Well my Dave's a gordon blur chief

[doziblonde]

is he? Do u wear thongs then?

[dippiblonde]

No your misunderstandin me, my Dave uses tongs

[doziblonde]

me and my BF Kev don't do tongs cos he thinks I am a good girl

[dippiblonde]

Does your Kev have a good set of nives, my Dave does

[blondebird]

my gary is a chef doorman atchelly

[dippiblonde]

Don't you mean a chief blondebird?

[blondebird]

No he's got a hotdog stand outside aqswell that's why he's chef doorman it's one of them multytaskin type things

[doziblonde]

multiaskin is that where u speak really fast then?

[dippiblonde]

No thats when you have them without mustard innit

[doziblonde]

oh I just broke my nail

[dippiblonde]

What sort of nails to you have dozi? are they falsies

[doziblonde]

dont kno dippi i got em in Boots (the cemist)

[dippiblonde]

Oh they must be real then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blondebird]

no you only get real ones in superdrug

[dippiblonde]

Blondebird, but I don't take drugs, my Dave would go ballistic

[dippiblonde]

Tried an E one night, but it didn't work so maybe it was an F

[doziblonde]

that'll teach you to stick to the alphabet soup

[dippiblonde]

Oh my Daves a chief!!!!!!!! he makes lovely soup