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StewyGriffin | 00:28 Sun 22nd Jul 2007 | Body & Soul
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All my questions tonight have been banned, I hope this one manages to bypass the Gestapo.
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georgie (its a game) Shushhhh
dont ignore me.
oh you didnt.
Trinny I've a good match for you too.... your face, David Mellors arse. (Absolutely not true)

John1968... I really hope that number is the year of your birth cause it sure as hell isn't your IQ.
trinny you got hit with the ugly stick to much ............. ( joking )
yo momma so fat when she walked down the street in a yellow coat everyone shouted taxi. haha. couldnt resist.
China, saw some dog shi* today, it reminded me of you

(it was nice dog shi*) btw
sleepy, when you feel out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way down

(the tree was quite nice really)
Georgie... Your mums so fat the kids thought you were being driven to school in a 4x4

Trinny... I saw a photo of some afterbirth today, thought it was a picture of you so sent it to your mum to frame. (I'm really, really sorry!)
China,You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say here, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into a hostile world. You are an insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done. They were a bit late.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a malformity. I laugh at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth.
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a fool will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you.
You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You are so clueless that if we stripped you naked, soaked you in clue musk, and dropped you into a field full of horny clues, You still would not have a clue.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I for one wish you would go away.
lets all meet up and hit each other with our hands bags
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicapped space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand
dont leave me out Jon.........you fat head

(bet you have a small head really)
Now say that backwards Jonny without the aid of a dictionary....

(I think you may have won)
my dad is bigger than your dad !!! you bunch of rat bags that smell of wee lol
I know China will like that!! ;-)
how scary.
I bet he has a small head too Trinny ;0)
I'm still waiting for you to come up with something original Jonny.... ;0P

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