Affairs

[fatjax]

If you are having an affair, is there a way of describing what you are doing to your partner using the word affair?? e.g. "I am having an affair against my husband"...I'm after one that actually makes sense though!

[DJerba]

I am affairing? We had a debate about this once down the pub and we couldn't work it out either ;o )

[Floella]

I am cheating on my husband.
or

I am betraying my husband.

[dot.hawkes]

'conducting an affair'

[4getmenot]

I am being a *****. lol

[4getmenot]

w h o r e

[Pippa68]

Just say 'I am having an affair'..that tends to explain it all.

Or shagging behind his back..either will do ;o)

[Skreecheeboy]

Baw deep in m1nge and it's not my wife?

[fatjax]

thanks for all your suggestions, but it's gotta include the word affair.

egs. i affaired my husband, i had an affair against my husband.

there must be a way of saying it!!!!

[Pippa68]

Why must there be?

[fatjax]

coz i want there to be!!!

(although i am starting to think that it isn't possible)

[DJerba]

i think I understand what you're saying like if your were to say I've murdered someone...I've affaried against you

[Skreecheeboy]

I've affairly large part of my anatomy in somebody else's wife?

[nannon]

there isnt a way is there> There is no such word as 'affaird' and its not in the write context...
I had an affair behind my husbands back? Although the word affair suggests decepton so there is no need to to explain it is there?

can't you just say - i had an affair?

[fatjax]

i wanted to explain to a mate that my uncles partner cheated on him, but what came out of my mouth was..."x had an affair." I then needed to qualify that x was the partner of my uncle, so i just said "x had an affair against my uncle" and everyone laughed. that caused us to ask the question: If you are having an affair, is there a way of describing what you are doing to your partner using the word affair??

[Black Noir]

Couldnt you have just said your uncles partner is having an affair of which he is oblivious?

[fatjax]

thanks black noir, a definite possibility. i could have said..."x is having an affair...of which my uncle is oblivious". Don't you tink that there should be a preposition that comes with the word affair. i think we should invent one and get it recognition. how about "to have an affair on"..."she had an affair on my uncle". hmmm, i think i prefer my original suggestion though, "to have an affair against"...

[Gevs1966]

I'm having an extra marital affair away from my husband

[fatjax]

loving the suggestions people!!

[DJerba]

Affairness

[Black Noir]

How about I'm a Affairer they are the affairee, without making it sound like they are "a fairy"