1) Civil servant/ youth worker/ market researcher/ barman (very busy guy)
2) Fallen off a veranda trying to climb into my flat before and also a haystack, broke bones both times.
3) Only minor ones thankfully, last one was cycling a clapped out old racer bike when I was drunk and the brake lever fell off and went into the front wheel causing my to go ar5e over t1t, fortunately had shopping in my hand and managed somehow to cusion all my weight be landing on my bread!
4) Just back from a holiday but I'm going on a 3 day expedition with my DoE group next weekend to the Cairngorms, and 3 weeks later going to Cumbria for a festival then Argyle for another one the week after, then doing a survival skills thing in D&G the weekend after that, then possibly got another wee festival the weekend after that then nothing till a canoeing expedition in November on Loch Voile in the Trossachs and at Xmas I'll be homeward bound, hopefully there won't be any major storms, earhtquakes or powercuts this time round!
5) I shower in my sex moccasins, smoking jacket and snorkel.