More Trivia

[stewey]

I have noticed that, recently, an abundance of trivial trivia type questions being posted here. So, I thought perhaps I would attempt to post some. Please bear with me coz this is my first trial with trivia.

1. Did Albert Eyenstine really invent the theory of relatives?
2. Did the Titanic really sink or just lose its bouncy?
3. Did General Custer really say "What Indians?"
4. Were the French sharp enough to invent the guillotine?
5. Were the Ancient Romans really good at conjugating?
6. Were 'Simple Simon' and 'The Pie-man' members of the Knights Templar?
7. Why does a fire alarm 'go off'? It 'goes on': you can hear it!
8. Why does a dictionary not have an index?
9. Why did 'Jack The Ripper" pose as a shadowy, skulking, sinister slayer of women?
10. Why are you reading this?

[crossroads]

Stewey;
Watch and learn mate, we have AB trivia on here.
For instance,
1) How old are you?
2) How many times do you wash your car?
3) When did you last clean your windows? etc.
Get the idea now?

[mccfluff]

don't forget

how old are you and where do you live

10/ i can't be arsed to do any work