Lovley AB

[nowayhos�]

I am currently sitting at home with a loevly cool bottle of wine listening to the radio and getting steadily drunk, I am feeling very mellow today. I just wanted to tell all you Baers how great I think you are (one more so than the rest of you :-p) and that you all keep me happy when things are going bad for me.

[fine,thanks]

go on tell us who your favourite aber is

[Panic Button]

We can tell by the way you spell luvlee

[nowayhos�]

but im embarassed to

[yummymum]

is this russian??

[fine,thanks]

dont be silly if you are pi33ed you can say anything .

[nowayhos�]

i guarantee you im not the russian. i am a normal aber i got this name to ask advice on a member i really like.

[hau kola]

Its Whiffey,gotta be.

[nowayhos�]

Im not drunk yet, getting there though. what if this person thinks i am being stupid and stops all communication

[fine,thanks]

what if you just name the aber ot go away and drink your wine ? : )

[nowayhos�]

i'm not whiffey either

[hau kola]

Not you,the person you like.

[fine,thanks]

well im bored and better things to do. you do know this is not the real world ?

[nowayhos�]

huh? there person i like is male

[fine,thanks]

what a load of cra*

[hau kola]

OFGS,im going to stick pins in my eyes....

[nowayhos�]

i started a nice post and you come on here and abuse me???? wtf is all that about?!!???????????????????????????????????

[4getmenot]

you seem to have posted some great answers today but you might aswell say who you like as you are hiding behind a name anyway if not I'd just leave it as you are winding others up. But you seem ok to me today in other posts. Glad you enjoy AB. xx

[Champagne]

And it's "Jos�", no hos�. You wally!

Is the member you really like ME? It is isn't it? It's me!

I'm quite jealous of your wine situation. I fancy a bottle of red right now. But I won't be able to drink until much later. I'm going for a nice long bike ride along the Jubilee river and then home to, erm, well, drink wine! :o)

[whiffey]

Since when does a very large catapult require a 750g lump of topside beef and 6 chopped carrots ! Practise shots I suppose. I have the wood and bunjee elastic in the shed, but I had to go to Sainsbury's for the beef.

Don't you worry nowayjose, most people on here are as daft as ar$eholes. Maybe the person you tried to contact was quite simply not at home ?

[Rubyrose]

NH - As much as I'd love a bit of gossip, I think the best thing you can do right now hun is go and sleep the wine off before you type anything you shouldn't or else this lot will rip you to shreds... The savage dogs!