I have now found my one true love

[nowaypedro]

and on this site I cant believe that you have been on here all along my little nowayhosepipe I have looked for you all my life please tell me that you will be mine forever.

Hang on a mo just have to fit a new car in me battery then I have to mow the lawn then have pimms on it then get blindinly drunk and fall over after that though will you be mine my little bunsen burner.

But as they say in all the best love stories asta labista baby...

[stewey]

Sir, do you have canaries?

[k9 fott]

I got a pot bellied pig called doris will she do

[nowaypedro]

No canaries Im afraid but am going to benidorm in a few weeks

[stewey]

I thought 'benidorm' was a cough syrup?

[k9 fott]

now now dont be silly thats benny hill

[stewey]

Ah shucks, I got confused again! By the way, K9, can your pig fly?

[k9 fott]

only when shes on the red bull and bacon sarnies

[theonlyone]

You are now getting veryyyyyyy boring .

[k9 fott]

stop telling porkies theone

[theonlyone]

How many "noways "are there on here ? seem to be popping out the screen , is it a breeding program to take over AB ??????????

[cityblue]

i'm new and dont know how to view my answers (hoping that my question so boring that nobody replied). posting this in the hope that someone will take pty on me, reply promptly and I can see if anything happens

[theonlyone]

City blue , welcome to AB , just go with the flow , and enjoy X

[hau kola]

Hi cityblue,welcome to the madhouse.

[cityblue]

Thank you

Do i have to find my question within the menus and then keep looking in there.

Been reading the relationship questions - highly amusing for a dull sat afternoon.

[mycats]

cityblue go to your profile and you will see your questions and ones you have answered. If you have had a reply7 you will get an email telling you, but that sometimes only works when it feels like it
where/what was your question?

[k9 fott]

hiya city blue welcome to your deepest nightmare come on in and join the club and if you are already on here you know that we will take you down like a led zeppelin

Anyway welcome to the hell hole and enjoy