I seem to have noticed that every other advert is an advert for being bloated, where the women are speaking to each other saying 'Oh I feel so bloated and constipated' It got me thinking whether men ever get bloated as its always women in the adverts or do they never become bloated because they go round farting all the time compared to women, thus letting air out :-)
I think maybe its because we do it in private, there should be an advert where the woman says 'Oh I'm so bloated' and the bloke goes 'just bl00dy fart woman' lol
Was having a rest from wall paper stripping the other day and Richard and Judy were on. During the break there was an ad for a 'constipated and bloated' remedy, followed immediately by one for indigestion. So its obviously all about how carefully you select your TV progs ...bbbuuuurrrppp..... oops pardon me!!!.
me shy??? Yer Bingo wings are what fat tennis players get when they hit the ball, the loose flap under the arm that swings for ages after you've hit the ball.