Hello Commander Stewey Sir. You're absolutely right, you don't see my name on here much these days. That's because I tend to creep in camouflaged and under the cover of darkness. I do creep out from behind the bushes once in a while though. When I can be @rsed that is as you are dead right, it's become rather boring recently. I got cheesed off with the over-zealous banning of Qs some time back. Took all the fun of the site away so it did. That and the witch-hunts.
Still like to peep in now and then to see how things are going on the B&S block of Stalag AB and and read the funny posts. I thoroughly enjoy the humour of the wittier ABers....such as your good self of course!
By the way, when I was on patrol in the wee small hours of this morning those damned Corgies were asleep. Useless they were, useless I say Sir. I poked them with the barrel of my rifle and got no response whatsoever. Fat, lazy mutts. I'd have got more help from a glove puppet. They can forget about going to Buck House to have tea with the Windsors' Corgis in future. All those scones they get fed by the Monarch...it's not cricket you know. The Queen may wish to indulge her own mollycoddled lap dogs but how can I rely on the AB Corgis when they are stuffed full of such frivolous fancies? I need them to be kept sharp and alert. I may have to give serious consideration to trading them in for a couple of Pomeranians and a Bichon Frisee. Tut, tut.