Help this ABer

[4gottenabout]

Puteridiot says in post below 'nobody loves me, all the girls laugh and me and I have a small ****! ' how can we help this poor soul

[Octavius]

Maybe all those spam emails about penis enlargement can be redirected to him? Although I think he already might be a great big penis.

[redcrx]

1) he needs to learn to love himself (hard when hes got a small **** perhaps)
2) is he a comedian?
3) specialist shops have equipment that claims to help, couldnt tell you if it does and ive never known anyone who needs help.

[cazzz1975]

I think he should stop bragging about it on AB as well

[Pippa68]

Aunty Pippa needs to have a look at it.

[whiffey]

Huddle round in a small group and whisper, I suppose you are all on MSN and conspiring and creating plots of sufficient cunning to make Guy Fawkes look like a plonker.

[Pippa68]

I don't even know what they are all going on about, whiff.

Can't accuse me of ganging up this time, that's for sure.

I really do need to look at it.

[Octavius]

You might need a magnifying glass.

[redcrx]

FYI not one person from AB (even 4get) is on msn.

[4gottenabout]

wow how helpful you all are, thanks guys :-)

[Pippa68]

Like the big magnifying glass used in crossroads Harry Potter link?

I want one like that. I have a pesky hair which needs tweezing and I can't see it.

[whiffey]

I just looked it up, Guy Fawkes met a horrible end at the hands of Queen Mary for being excessively Protestant, dragged on a hurdle, and disembowelled outside the Tower.

[puteridiot]

You have a **** don't you 4getmenot? I have seen the pictures.

[Pippa68]

Actually will I need tweezers to look at it too? I have those.

[Pippa68]

Whiff..have you only just found that out?

[4gottenabout]

I;m sure you have, but at least its bigger than yours :-)

[4gottenabout]

we are not picking on anyone, they have all just helped his problem whiffey

[cazzz1975]

im am sure that a wotsit would be bigger than his

[4gottenabout]

he said it whiffey

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Body-and-Soul/Q uestion442878.html