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You reach the end of your life
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You are led off down a tight dark corridor by a strange looking chap in a velvet suit. He waves you through a small door with your name on it and sits you down in a chair.
You stare blankly at a futuristic looking screen that has a pale grey glow to it.
The man clears his throat and says 'here is a compilation of all your life's most embarrasing momets' captured onto film.
You cringe at the thought but think to yourself... 'I wonder how long this film will last?'
How long would your film last and what juicy details would it include?
You stare blankly at a futuristic looking screen that has a pale grey glow to it.
The man clears his throat and says 'here is a compilation of all your life's most embarrasing momets' captured onto film.
You cringe at the thought but think to yourself... 'I wonder how long this film will last?'
How long would your film last and what juicy details would it include?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.hhaha great question, I can only answer by saying 'how long is the afterlife? My compliation would probably last almost as long as my real life did. Im not saying any juicy details but I reckon the time I climbed up the scaffolding of the cathedral while really drunk and had to be rescued by two really annoyed coppers would be in there somewhere lol
One episode that sticks in my mind was when I was out driving in the country with a friend and we had car trouble, about 8.30pm.We had to walk some way to a house and asked for some water to top up the car..........
............by about 9.00 pm we were back at the car; glug, glug, glug went the water and had an immediate impact on my bladder; so handing the container to my friend I dashed behind a hedge ignoring her shouts............
...........I had only just begun relieving myself when a chap walking his dog went passed, "Evening, Ma'm" he smiled as I squatted there "Nice....................evening".
My friend still swears it was the funniest thing she has ever witnessed !
............by about 9.00 pm we were back at the car; glug, glug, glug went the water and had an immediate impact on my bladder; so handing the container to my friend I dashed behind a hedge ignoring her shouts............
...........I had only just begun relieving myself when a chap walking his dog went passed, "Evening, Ma'm" he smiled as I squatted there "Nice....................evening".
My friend still swears it was the funniest thing she has ever witnessed !
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I'm glad to say I haven't really had many reallllllly embarrassing situations, but the last was when the toilets broke at work and I was absolutley busting for a wee by the end of the day. On my walk home it got so bad I had to knock on a strangers door and ask to use their loo. The guy looked at me as if I'd just begged him for drug money or something, called me a weirdo and slammed the door in my face!
I guess if a stranger asked to use my loo I'd say no, but still, he was a bit harsh and I was slightly mortified. I only wanted a wee! :(
I guess if a stranger asked to use my loo I'd say no, but still, he was a bit harsh and I was slightly mortified. I only wanted a wee! :(
was staying in a hotel in hagen (germany) and seeing there was an indoor pool i took a look, it was empty and the lights were off didnt have any trunks so stripped off and skinny dipped for 1/2 an hour.
went down for dinner and as i passed reception saw that a camera was showing the now empty pool on a monitor over the receptionists head, she asked if i had a good swim!!!!!
went down for dinner and as i passed reception saw that a camera was showing the now empty pool on a monitor over the receptionists head, she asked if i had a good swim!!!!!