One episode that sticks in my mind was when I was out driving in the country with a friend and we had car trouble, about 8.30pm.We had to walk some way to a house and asked for some water to top up the car..........
............by about 9.00 pm we were back at the car; glug, glug, glug went the water and had an immediate impact on my bladder; so handing the container to my friend I dashed behind a hedge ignoring her shouts............
...........I had only just begun relieving myself when a chap walking his dog went passed, "Evening, Ma'm" he smiled as I squatted there "Nice....................evening".
My friend still swears it was the funniest thing she has ever witnessed !