What the he11 is this

[Doc Spock]

Thought I was on B and S. Is this the advice counter for The Body Shop ????

[nutgoneflake]

You grumpy old sod!!

[Doc Spock]

I am getting worse.

[nutgoneflake]

It's what makes you, you...

[Reverandfunk]

What about them benders...

[Doc Spock]

I have given up with them Rev.

[nutgoneflake]

Stand back.....he's gonna blow....!!!

[Katie~77]

Doc, I think you could do with some lavender oil to help you relax :-P

[Doc Spock]

Just popping downstairs to kick the cat.

[Reverandfunk]

I bet you're involved in a cat fighting ring lol

[Doc Spock]

I am going to be good to-day.

Nurse says she will take me out later if I am.

[Katie~77]

With a rifle????lol.x

[Katie~77]

Sorry Doc.x

[Doc Spock]

I have booked into the euthanasia clinic. They turned me down said it was crueller keeping me alive.

[andrea81]

Doc - Paint your room a happy sunshine yellow colour. You'll be overjoyed!

[Reverandfunk]

Or just gas yourself in your old oven lol

[Doc Spock]

Hi Andreas, did that last night after a very dodgy curry.

[Goodsoulette]

Quick, someone post a crappy youtube link to some rubbish from the 60s and b&s will be restored to how it should be.

[Doc Spock]

Cant gas myself Rev, too tight to put shilling in meter.

[Reverandfunk]

Just hold your breath for a very long time

[Doc Spock]

Now now Goody don't be cynical cos you missed being a teen in the best decade ever , THE 60's.