"The Vanishing Tribe"

[stewey]

Hi there. I will soon be directing a new film entitled "The Vanishing Tribe" (not "Tripe"). The basic plot revolves around the mysterious movements of a group, or band, or maybe even clique of nomadic people constantly appearing from out of nowhere, and then just just suddenly vanishing into a miasmic mist. yet to resurrect again in a slightly different guise and wreak utter confusion upon the general populace.
Are there any people out there who would like to have a role in this movie? If so, please indicate what type of character you would like to portray.

[cruella]

Stewey,
You would not be basing your movie on what goes on in Answerbank would you?

[dot.hawkes]

can i be the mystic but confused village elder with no clue about modern technology or diverse behavior?

[neo.]

can i be the bloke who always sits in the corner with a beer

[weeal]

If you have a part for a troll, Icould I be it? I think I saw the preview last night and I know all my lines, oops they were there a minute ago..where did I see them - ah here they are

[stewey]

Cruella, I cannot reveal my literary sauces.
Dot, yes; but you'll need more practice

[stewey]

Neo, that will be coloured water you'll be drinking.
Weeal, we'll weasel you in for a non-speaking part.

[weeal]

thats shut me up lol

[Pippa68]

Mine would have to be a walk-on part, perferably a kitchen wench who appears out of the steam offering terrine of beef.

[dot.hawkes]

just had a thought, who would be my body double?

[stewey]

But you'll still get a nice big script to memorize since you'll have to know when not to speak!

[weeal]

this is true stewey, will keep me outta mischief

[EngTeach]

May I be co-writer? I knows da good English.

[joko]

i'll be the production designer

[whiffey]

I would rush home every afternoon to masturbate behind closed curtains, it's only fiction after all.

[Pippa68]

That would be a Biopic wouldn't it whiffey?

I could always swap terrine of beef for Sprout Phall with chilli sauce if you wish.

[weeal]

no comment - ive a non-speaking part

[radiogaga]

ooooh can i be the wife of the cheif. whos the dancer to the groups/ tripe, sorry tribes jungle choons?!
as the tribe appear after a long soarry from noware, ill lead all yooz dancing into the next scene. ???????
whos dj'ing ? we need good entrance music which leads into a progressive mish mash.

[weeal]

radiogaga, are you typin wi a scottish accent there?

[radiogaga]

aye! how did you guess!?
glasgow area. im afraid, its scarey when you begin to type in the local lingo. !!!

[weeal]

aye a no,
I type like Im posh lol cos Im a typist