Who am I ?

[whiffey]

I have lost track. After 4 miles pounding around the cemetery with Brahms and Enya, I come home to find that Melanie has been playing havoc with my account. I don't mind too much, but she is very very simple, nearly neanderthal infact, and could affect my extremely high reputation on here for decency and honour.

While you're about it, who are YOU ? Do you have a piccie, and can you prove if neseccary ? If you don't, just post one of Cat Deeley, that'll keep me happy for a few hours.

Curry time.

[Pippa68]

I can do one better than that.

Here is Cat Deeley & the Ruskie:

http://www.maetloaf.co.uk/craigandcat.JPG

[pussnboots]

sorry whiffey couldn't resist...necessary.....my spelling isn't up to much it just give me some power when someone is worse than me.

[cazzz1975]

you will find that melanie has simple pleasures and enjoys her beard to be groomed daily, you could give her more responsibilities to show you trust her.

I am a well wisher , here is my picture
http://s47.photobucket.com/albums/f164/purealt o/Cats/th_OliverUglyWoman.jpg

[zig_zag]

could go a Cat Deeley

or a http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs /natashabedingfield/natasha_bedingfield_1.jpg

[zig_zag]

or

http://www.excaliburentertainments.co.uk/STARS /78_foto1.jpg

bet you dont even recognise her lol