wat do i do?

[silverdaler]

some girl has apparently been told that i slagged her sister off by her sister even though i havent and never would do.
she wants 2 see me 2morrow and could possibly hit me, what do i say 2 her?

[bobtheturkey]

my bf is mike tyson?

[silverdaler]

not funny this is serious

[cazzz1975]

how would you like your knuckle sandwich?

[silverdaler]

come on guys i seriously need help

[bobtheturkey]

dont we all on here

[laurence2]

Just take it on the chin

[bobtheturkey]

you could take steve 208 and have him talk to her

[oldgrape]

stay calm and explain ur side if shes not prepared to listen then she may well hit u in that case punch her under the nose with an open hand it will make her nose bleed and eyes water and u can then leg it
Good luck try and keep a cool head

[laurence2]

Fcuk me bob.

Thats drastic advice :}

[taliesin238]

Hey old grape that move can kill someone!!

[cazzz1975]

can you not bring some muscle with you?

a couple of heavy set friends ought to put the frighteners on her shenanigans

[PatriciaH]

Make sure that if you see her youre not alone , take someone with you when you meet her, you start the conversation 1st by denying youve called her sister, try reasoning with her and i hope she doesnt punch you ! is she rough?

[bednobs]

"please don't hit me"

[sleepyj]

hit her hard first .. you wont get hit then

[oldgrape]

only if your very very strong i've used it a few times never killed no one

[PatriciaH]

Tut Tut... ladies dont fight ! lol

[bobtheturkey]

you could wear oven gloves put a colander on your head take a hockey stick and make that funny kung fu noise that bruce lee used to do in films

[cazzz1975]

tell her you can see her moustache and her muffin top, it will do more damage than a good thumping

[taliesin238]

Cool old grape!! Ive always kept that move in mind incase im really in a spot of bother!! The thought of it goes through me!! Has anyone ever done it to you?

[dot.hawkes]

don't say anything, just don't turn up!