Hello

[bum crack]

I am new to this site, please be nice to me !
What happens here, I have noticed that everyone seems to congreagate in the section !
I have been nosey for a few weeks now and I have been watching to see what happens.

Once again, please be nice to me ! :o)

[whiffey]

Wonderful wonderful name !!!!!

I wish I'd thought of it.

[bum crack]

I has no idea of what name to chose ! I liked this one, it had a ring to it ! lol

[ab_user]

Whiffey, why are you talking to yourself???

[johnlambert]

Welcome to AB (if you really are a newby) it's a question and answer site, someone asks a question and gets lots of answers, however there are trolls and imposters who like to cause mischief by announcing " I am new to this site" and such like

[smi_ffy]

I'm not ! I am welcoming the addition to the site.

[whiffey]

And of 3 responses so far, 2 are suspicious.

Pah !

[bum crack]

Thanks for the welcomes guys ! :o)

[confused79]

Hello, not being funny but do you smell seeing as your name????

[ab_user]

whiffey, did you forget to sign out as smithy!!! caught out methinks!!!!

[whiffey]

Yes, that's right ab_user, the new Sherlock Holmes of AB, I forgot to sign out as smiffy, smack botty for me, all occurrences of me.

[4getmenot]

oh dear.

[4getmenot]

so why are most of your posts you talking to yourself whiffey, dont you get bored

[whiffey]

bum crack, you have joined on an atypical day, because nobody has yet asked what everybody is having for lunch !!
Don't fret though, someone is sure to ask it sooner or later. And then won't everybody have such fun !

[4getmenot]

change the subject hey

[whiffey]

4g - have you ever done jury service ?

How about you and me, I'll be 10 idiots you can be the sole vision of wisdom and truth.

[China Doll]

Hello.

What are you having for lunch today?

[whiffey]

Oooooooh lunch thought you'd never ask !!

Kippers and chilli sauce methinks xx lol :):)

[johnlambert]

Chinese take away

[4getmenot]

no I havent but sounds fun. Dont think they'd need a court case for you, hard evidence already. :-)
Hi China I;m having chicken salad

[4getmenot]

Your Bum crack doesn�t say much whiffey which surprises me I always thought it did :-)