1) toast, it slays air filled cereals
2) yes but I liked his cousing who was naughty
3) non, I have a phobia about eggs
4) no, it sounds like whining
5) I had the premium selection, pet shop boys, wet wet wet, johnny hates jazz, not bros, madonna, duran duran, not wham, bruce willis (he made some cr@p songs but it was an excuse to have his pic :)
6) this weeks duvet is sunshine yellow
7) I am allergic to fish..I am not going to eat a bogey in a shell
8) death by pecking please
9) no, I merely brush them out of the way, if legs come off that isnt my fault
10) no its a dump
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