Whats green and smells of pork.

[kp nonuts]

Sorry about that but had to post some sort of question so the ed would not ban this.

Here you go leg my man pics of benidrm and we were supposed to have a sea view and the first pic shows our sea view if you look very closely

http://s206.photobucket.com/albums/bb96/knobby nonuts/?action=view¤t=seaviewinbenidorm. jpg

next one.

http://s206.photobucket.com/albums/bb96/knobby nonuts/?action=view¤t=benidorm.jpg

[hau kola]

Kp is that you with knobby by the lake?
And what is green and smells of pork?

[kp nonuts]

one question at a time please as my head hurts now right yes leg thats me an the dog an I aint no fat bar steward I may be 15 and a half stone but am 6 fott 2 and a half tall and pretty fit as have a very active job.
And hi hau kola that is my son by the lake.
And whats green and smells of pork is kermitts fingers of course thought everybody knew that.

Oh sh@t forgot if you post a link to a pic on photo bucket you can see the rest of the pics, have not got many on there as only joined around a month or so ago.

By the way if anybodys interested arsenal are winning 5-0

[bigmamma]

What nice pics knobby , is that your son with your wonderful dog ? :-)

[hau kola]

Er Legend,how am i supposed to know how old kp is?Duh yourself.lol

[Ethel]

Make it private, then only the photo you post can be viewed.

[kp nonuts]

Yea but whatever thans eth and mr leg how the hell do you know that my sons name is scott

[kp nonuts]

DOH. sorry leg have just seen what I titled the photo yes you can beat me with a big stick if you so wish.

[westonboy]

Anyone who goes on holiday to Benidorm deserves all they get!

[mrs_overall]

looks frantically for the bucket

[hau kola]

Oooh...nice.

[mrs_overall]

If anyone would be kind enough to tell me how to post a link, I'll show you a pick of me.

[mrs_overall]

Ah well, never mind. My gorgeousness would probably be too much for your dodgy ticker.

[kp nonuts]

If you like johney vegas then I think that we are going to get on really well. Did tell you the only reason we went to benidorm was because of the series. Also remember you putting a link on here a while ago to ideal.

But my claim to fame is that I nearly met the big guy.
We were in hyde park when the live 8 (think that was what it was called) concert was on just listening to the music outside, anyway I had a bit of a run in with some hari krishna freaks as they were playing there dodgy music and eventually the police got involved and we were told to move on.

So we went to the nearest pub as you do and sat outside and had a few beers, after we left mrs nonutts said to me "I did not want to tell you this but johney vegas was sitting 2 tables away behind you"

Bloody witch I could have stool dunked her and the reason that she said she did not tell me was she was frightened that me and my hero johney would get in trouble together if we met.

I still have not quite forgiven her for that.