Would you like to strangle Christopher Biggins ?

[whiffey]

And if so, what would you like to do as preliminaries ?

BTW, I met ab_user in Croydon today, very pretty I can tell you !!!! I think I pulled ;)

[Beads]

Whiffey - I reckon you are ab_user - as she/he is too ''I don't like smiffy and whiffy'' and why you happen to pop up in her/his posts and vice versa! :-) One of you will only just log a q and bang there is the other. Either that or you're made for each other.

Meanwhile, yes, old Biggins has popped up again hasn't he. I remember when I was a kid I went to the panto and he was something like the widow twanky. When I left I mistankly thought I saw him and ran up to this random guy and was like ''ooh I just saw you in the panto christopher''. He wasn't best pleased.

[whiffey]

No I think I meant Alan Carr. Ghastly little creep.

We had a Starbucks together and I bought her 5 skipping ropes and dropped her off at her home. A bit squalid, but I got a kiss.

[Beads]

I wished he'd stop being so purposely teethy, it's not his natural look.

And they say romance is dead hey! (notice you didn't say you wasn't ab_user!!) looks thoughtful at the whifster

[kp nonuts]

Ello whffey I is pr8issed so dont take anty notice of me as I think that I am in lovr wiv you you, you little cross dreaser

[bigmamma]

Is this who you mean whiffey ? :-)

http://image.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Travel/Pix/ pictures/2007/01/15/alancarr460.jpg

[kp nonuts]

and beads I have always knonw that whiffey is ab_ user and of course they seem to slag each other of but tht is whiffeys mind aain it whiffey justs tries to throw a smoke machine against his self and We us out here are gradually cotting on and I will not say this as bragging but I have caused the downfall of whifey but i f you are out there whiff my man I do respect you but you have
Oh ***** have just had a priss in the garden and fell over on it My god that is poetic justess aint it.

[captains log]

hya beads I have always thought that from the first second that a_ buser spoke that he was whiffey and he has so much tried to disguised himself even in the trying to be disleesk posts (sorry cant spell) that he trys to say and he is the master at slagging his other selfs of on here but woof sorry mean whiff yo know we aint going to fool for it any more you have been sussed and that is down to me as I have gradually bought down your down fool..

But hey whiff I do like a and respect you on here as you have bought so much lifement and enjoyment into my life so please dont go

[Beads]

KP and captains - you are funny!

[cazzz1975]

I was hoping you would have had more of an eventful day whiff

[Neilzulu1]

Christopher biggins.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vD9-7bnIxJ2U

Jabba the Hut experimenting with Tay Zondays Chocolate Rain

[whiffey]

Well, I didn't really want this thread to be about the Biggins ****, but rather more about ab_user. She is so nice !! Initially she wanted to kill me, but we managed to defuse that down to a Starbuck's coffee, and I reckon we are on the brink of sausage time. I will dream of her tonight.

[Beads]

bless whiffey!!

[Beads]

Does she have anything to say about it all. I wonder...will we be seeing her tonight? :)

[cazzz1975]

solo sausage time then...

[whiffey]

I am away now, this time for good. I don't understand the solo sausage references but they sound possibly rude.

Anyways, I am away now, I tried, I gave my heart, and my emotions were freely offered to anybody who wanted them. Unfortunately there was huge disapprobation across the board. I wrote to the BBC - no use.

I love you all, with the possible exception of nonuts, but I can't go on living a lie. Bye bye all my precious friends.

[Beads]

Night Whiffey, see you tomorrow :)
Beads

[whiffey]

Please don't interrupt me while I am leaving !