Bumps and breaks

[bigmamma1]

Morning , do you have any scars and what broken bones have you ever had ? Maybe you consider yourself accident prone , or have you managed not to break anything yet ? , :-) xxx

[redcrx]

i DID NOT get stuck in a portaloo.............well not as such!

I was 2 days off due date and at a Madness gig in forest. Only thing that fit me were my dungerees and i had my mobile in top pocket.

Went to portaloo as desperatley needed a wee and of course there was little room to turn around. I undid dungers and the flap at front fell. Everything seemd in slow motion as i watched mobile phone fall into the pan, hover briefly as if teasing me and then disappear into the blue chemicals beyond.

I opened the door and called to Mr CRX and found that the entire queue for loos were saying 'aww shes in labour' 'she must be having her baby' etc etc etc.

[4GS]

Thumb,
yeah, sorry Mamma, I forgot to mention the thumb I broke when I accidently punched someone who was annoying me.
I once hit an idiot once so hard it broke his sternum, he thought he'd been shot lol

[bigmamma1]

Hi daffy , a lot going on there , you poor thing. ....erm.............
.....shot ? What bad luck with the pneumothorax , are you prone to them ? :-)

[someonesgirl]

haahahahahahhah!!! thats so funny! what a place to lose it!

[redcrx]

i managed to get it back. Mr CRX got a security person to get it out and take the sim out for me (well the phone was covered in unmentionables) At first they refused but i explained that i had all my numbers for midwife etc in there so they took pity on me.

[4getmenot]

while I was busy getting drunk by the beer tent :-)

[bigmamma1]

Lol redcrx :-0) x
Wow john ! :-) x

[4getmenot]

another place that was horrible to be stuck was in the back of a police car while they stopped off at the scene of a burglary. Scary

[bigmamma1]

What were you doing in the police car 4get , or dare I ask ....
.....?

[4getmenot]

anyway I'll stop now I could fill about 4 pages with my accidents :-)

[bigmamma1]

I am really not laughing at your expense but oh I do enjoy the way you tell it, so funny 4get. :-) xx

[annie0000]

4get - that wasn't at hillend ski slope was it? When i was up there ski-ing with school - a girl from another school had caught her cagoul on the chair as she got off it and was dangling in mid air for ages before they reversed the chair lifts and rescued her!

[daffy654]

Hi bigmamma,yes unfortunately I am prone to spontaneous pneumothorax,I had my first when I was 29 years old and the second one was in 2004,they decided to operate after that one to stick my right lung to the chest wall to try and prevent further collapses(Pleurectomy and Bullectomy)the second part of my op was to remove blebs(cysts) from my lung as it was these bursting that causes the lung to deflate.I wouldn't wish the pain of having a chest drain in on my worst enemy!!!

[4getmenot]

No I was in Austria must be a frequent occurrence :-) and I was in a police car because my blokes car had been stolen and police came to pick us up to take us to it early hours of the morning, funny thing was the policeman that came to get us was the same man my bloke had assaulted while drunk a few months earlier.

[bigmamma1]

Oh you poor soul daffy , not had one myself but they do look so very horrid to have put in , on top of the awful pain from the pneumothorax to start with. :-) x What a shame you are prone.

[unrulyjulie]

hi Bigmamma, i have a small scar on my forhead due to my desire to try and "bounce" down the stairs on my spacehopper, age 7! No sniggering , please!


No broken bones up to now though so im not doing too badly!

[Skreecheeboy]

HI Bigmamma, I have a scar on my chest from an operation I had when I was 3 weeks old, I have a scar on my nose from a dogbite when I was about 5, got another on my cheek from falling off a bike when I was wee (both very small) broke my left leg in 2 places when I was 2. Broke my right arm falling off a haystack when I was 9. Broke my nose about 6 times ever. Snapped my left elbow and puntured my diaphragm when I was 18. Got knocked out in a fight when I was 16, getting a scar through one of my eyebrows, got a scar on my chin for some unknown reason. Broke my left wrist when I was about 20 and broke 2 toes last year. Also got a few scratch scars from being attacked by a cat when I was about 8. Not the luckiest person in the world but at least I look hard with all these scars!

[bigmamma1]

Hi unrulyjulie , I promise not to snigger seeing as you were only 7 at the time :-)
Skreecheeboy , what a catalogue of injures you have , you also must have your own cubicle at A & E :-)
xxx

[howlie]

Until three years ago, never been in hospital, no scars, no breaks. Now I have a scar that goes (as they say) from ear to ear!! When I came out of hospital all I needed was a couple of bolts and I could have been frankenstein!! Tried to count the staples but gave up after 45!! LOL Luckily I heal really quickly and it is hardly noticeable now. Hopefully that will be all I get for ever and ever.

[bigmamma1]

Hello howlie , gosh what a lot of staples , that must have been a huge incision . Hope you are alright now :-)