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Bald old men and fat turdsized women

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blu3wave | 11:36 Tue 02nd Oct 2007 | Body & Soul
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Why do men like fat, windy women,..... (its a known fact fat women are especially smelly becoz of BO and excess wind) ...... I mean yes, i'm sure their personalities must shine through the foul gas that surrounds them day in and night but how these fat women fans actually get any sleep at night when the fatso's asleep and there's no personality to remind the loser why he picked her and what in hell is he doing with her and god forbid, if he were to turn over and onto him, he would die suffocated covered in fat and stink and nosehair .... sound like hell? so how can some bald men live like this???
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Turd sized? How big are your dumps then???
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No mine, somebody else's .... apparently she uses a tub in her loo.

Just wondering, does sprinkling Light Blue by D&G on the pillow help drown out the fat cow's stench at night? Thank god for strong perfumes eh/? :)
you're a complete charmer aren't you?

One assumes you MUST be single

pratt, total utter pratt
ooooo , I so wish I wasn't green !
Errrrm, yeah

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Reported,
profane
whats up Blu3? did you not get enough of a reaction on 'beauty' and 'relationships'?

Your point being what exactly?

Yawn.
Same here Staff! x
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I just wondered if and when the fat woman's (let's call her Rosie) personality gets old and boring and her stink just clouds over everything ... would this be enough to force the poor bald man to become suicidal and turn to drugs to dull his senses????
I just saw the thread title in recent posts and I knew it had to have been started by blu3wave....so predictable.
Can we call the bald man Bertie while we're about it ?
Yawn.

Reported too.
what do you mean by reported?
She nick your boyfriend then?

Its just that you sound ever so slightly bitter and the tiniest bit bitchy.
I take i'm the only one who finds Blu funny then???

No one's taking her posts seriously are they?
No, I find it sad, pathetic and offensive.
Her? This pratt is a woman?!

*rolls eyes in exasperation*
You can't when your'e green bill preston btw :-)
I'm with B00, I find it surreally amusing.

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