Ladies do you hover or sit???

[confused79]

Just wondered as i think i will know what most answers will be, i have just used a public toilet at Sainsbury's in my lunch to put politly just to 'spend a penny', and i NEVER sit on public toilets i hover lol, who else does this i have a feeling most hover but would love to know if people dont. I know nosey question sorry!lol :-)

[Reverandfunk]

You know miss innocent lol

[natalie_1982]

I do the tissue thing too sleepy! Someone might have put their dirty paws on that bit of tissue so I always take the next bit or if it looks really grotty then I take a tissue from my handbag, which is a manouvure and a half considering it's in me gob - glad I'm not the only one daffy!

[sambro]

I find it very difficult to hover because I have a chronic ,dis related back problem. The consultant i see has said that hovering is very bad for your back even without a back problem. So i am afraid i have no choice. At home it is not problem, but I hate having to use a public loo or even at work. Each to his (her) own . BUT Please, please you ladies who do hover , LIFT THE SEAT UP FIRST!!!! it is not just a man thing . Some, not all ladies, wee on the seat!!!

[confused79]

lol pmsl about hang bag ruond the neck hoveing on the toielt, what must us girlies look like!! lol

[daffy654]

If I wee on the seat I will always wipe it clean for the next user,I rarely do though as I have it down to an art form now.

[cazzz1975]

the trick is not to force it.... ;)

[natalie_1982]

I'm a wiper too, it's habit now because our work toilet squirts water about 2foot in the air when you flush so it always looks like a man has peed all over the seat. I'm a wiper :-)


(A toilet seat wiper I mean, although I obviously wipe elsewhere too!)

[tiggerblue10]

Toilet humour at last! LOL

I saw those revolving seat cover things in Boulogne a few years ago. We should defo have them over hear. Why is there always pee on the floor around the toilet in the public toilets. I usually find myself having to hold my trouser legs up so they don't end up in the pee. Very difficult when you are hovering as well.

[funnygirl]

Holding handbags with your teeth!!!!
Surely that is taking it a bit far.
Suppose you have false teeth!!!! I haven't but I am sure my teeth will drop out, given the weight of my handbag..

If the toilet seat is down, I take a piece of paper and use that as a glove to lift the seat up.

[confused79]

Another thing is when i am out and my son wants to go to the toilet, my youngest who is 6 i take in the ladies and i have to get in the toilet before him otherwise he just walks in and puts his hand on the seat to lift up i get loads of loo roll and lift it for him and i usually say ' dont touch anything!!! lol

[natalie_1982]

It's really hard work funnygirl, and sometimes if you're having a particularly long wee it can make you gag aswell, and that's not good at the best of times particularly when you are hovering over a public loo, trying to make sure your jacket doesn't touch the seat and your trews don't touch the floor, whilst fishing around for some tissue and trying to keep your balance.......

[confused79]

^lol its so true!! wish i was a man i can tell ya!

[Reverandfunk]

Ladies I never knew that going to the bog required as much strategic planning as invading a small island lol.

[confused79]

reverand precisely why i would prefer to be a man, you dont know how easy you have it lol

[ojread2]

I'm a hover type too

however, with the invention of the antibacterial water free soap in a spray gun, I now use that on the seat for myself and my 4 year old who cannot hover. The loo is sparkiling when I come out of the cubicle lol

[natalie_1982]

Then I hope you appreciate the fairer sex a bit now then Rev.





Yes, I did say the fairer sex, because we are all coy and ladylike.

[natalie_1982]

Oj, when my neice was 4 I used to have to hold her above the loo because her mum had told her not to sit on them. that was an effort and a half.

[confused79]

yes we are ladylike that why i wont do a number 2 as i dont want my bum talking, and coming out like a beetroot - my face that is, just incase though i do have a mini perfume in my bag to spray for any smells!!

[ojread2]

I've done that before natalie if I;ve forgotten the anit bac spray

It's an art to get it in the loo lol

[Kimbles20]

I am now going to make myself look like a right weido with what I am going to tell you next but it is a sure fire way to stop embarrassment when you need a number 2 in a public loo. Although the bonus of this is that you dont hold it in and get pain!

I take a line of about 5 sheets off the loo roll and make a 'hammock' underneath my bum by sitting on the edges, when you do your business, there is no massive splash at the hammock catches it, then I just simply lower it down!

Oh, and I assess the toilet before I decide to hover or sit, I mainly hover!