Would you mind if a man butted in here for a moment? This is out of genuine curiosity. I've sat with many women who chat about all of this...and frankly, I squirm with mental agony at the thought...
Just WHO are you doing this for? I do hope it's for yourself and not for some vacuous, omni-directionally minded male who believes the way a �real� woman should look is like the ones he sees in his magazine collection (that, by the way, are in the shoe closet, on the right hand side, beneath the smelly trainers he never wears and the six year old copies of Football Weekly). Yep, he believes these air-brushed, air-headed, poreless, silicon infused bottle-dyed blondes really do exist!
Perhaps it was because I lived in France for a few years and had a French girlfriend that I came to have a greater respect for a natural woman. Or perhaps it was that my wife (God Rest Her) was a flawless natural blonde and had nothing to wax. But I can�t help but think you ladies, bless you all, are going to way too much work on our account!
But that doesn�t mean I�ve forgotten Mrs Goldfarb from North London, with whom I was becoming obsessed every time I came to her delicatessen. For it took everything within my power not to reach up to her from my table and yank out that steel meshed, titanium bolt secured, six metre long facial hair, that wistfully curly-queued around the wart on her chin from which it emanated!
But perhaps I could entice her to consider waxing her ear hair�. I do have my limits!
Painfully yours
Fr Bill