think its time for confessions

[dolly pond]

just to carry the how far would u go thread,,,,,

i`d like to start it by confessing to eating 6 milky ways in 2 days even though i`m supposed to be being good. and then i promised to be quiet during sex, then woke up the neighbours

phew, thats better

[laurence2]

I'm only going to confess to V V. lol

[dolly pond]

wots V V

[laurence2]

We have our own resident vicar on AB.

Villagevicar

[cazzz1975]

I have nothing to confess mainly because I have been sickeningly good, yeah I know you all want to throttle me....

[chicklin]

What about us agnostics?

[cazzz1975]

you know in my worst chocolate days 6 milky ways isnt a lot....

[stewey]

Wot!! We've now got Village Vicars as well as Village Idiots: how on Earth do we differentiate?

[dolly pond]

no need stewey

we cant be as clever as u now can we. wish i was. shame really,

[VillageVicar]

Perhaps you were eating the Milky Ways at the wrong time!

vv

[chicklin]

Stewie - they're probably the same thing so you won't have to bother.......

[dolly pond]

three in one sitting as my area managers arrived. greeted them with a mouthful of lush choc. then said "ive lost 2st"

[VillageVicar]

thank you for that chicklin

Fr. Bill

[dolly pond]

mm, never thought of sex and milky way, would be better with something smoother like galaxy, wot do you think stewey

[stewey]

Chicklin, how can they be the same: I'm not a vicar.

[bensmum]

I will confess to eating two packets of Jaffa cakes in one sitting when I was supposed to be losing weight. They were to be my treat - 2 each day but I love them!

[Shadow Man]

I confess to attending an illegal dog fight this afternoon.

I also confess to driving well over the legal limit for drink driving all day.

I also confess to never having brought a TV licence because my bedsit contains lots of occupancies and why should I?

I also confess to slipping a few quid out of a silly old womans handbag in Lidls yesterday when she was not looking.

I also took a pi55 in somebodies letterbox because they dissed me.

Do I win?

[stewey]

Hi, dolly. I refuse to discuss sex in mixed company...........Wait a minute, that don't sound right do it? I'll come up with something better............Maybe.

[bigmamma]

Bensmum I'm with you on the jaffa cakes , and dolly , I rather like milky ways too , however , I can stop at one ....













( ducks )

[cazzz1975]

you are only human bensmum, jaffa cakes have something about them that shout eat the whole pack!

them and chocolate fingers are evil to me, I wont let them in the house !!!!