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4getmenot | 16:29 Mon 08th Oct 2007 | Body & Soul
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Has anyone ever tried to impress someone and got it totally wrong? At the weekend me and my mate got a bus to the city, as we got on loads of blokes got on aswell, after about a mile they started shouting down the bus to us and asking where we were off to etc anyway at the next town they went to get off and as they did one of them went to give my mate a kiss on the cheek just as the driver broke and he went flying. Poor boy, I had to try and keep a straight face but was so hard.
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4get, you know I hate people who correct english AS MINE IS AWFUL!!! but broke???? Surely you mean braked!!!!

Anyway, sorry for being bumptious (sp??, see what I mean?)

I put a cold packet of butter on a girlfriends bare neck in Waitrose once. sadly I got the wrong girl and received a firm smack around the earhole.

16:34 Mon 08th Oct 2007
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I thought long and hard on that and breaked didnt seem right to me or sound right.
16:44 Mon 08th Oct 2007
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sorry braked Aaaaaargggh. we say he brooked in Norfolk anyway :-)
16:44 Mon 08th Oct 2007
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Don't worry about it. You'll all be speaking Polish in a few years time anyway.
16:47 Mon 08th Oct 2007
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or portugeuse
16:58 Mon 08th Oct 2007
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Where did the watermelon come into it?
19:53 Mon 08th Oct 2007
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"I carried a Watermelon" - classic dumbass line from Dirty Dancing :-) funny as!
20:01 Mon 08th Oct 2007
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Ta.

I feel old now.
20:22 Mon 08th Oct 2007
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4get that is brilliant! Poor lad..."brook" is breakfast here :) So the driver would have breakfasted *lol* x
21:48 Mon 08th Oct 2007

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