prawn cock tail?

[filthiestfis]

Im not being funny but I've always thought that penises smell of prawns after urine has been passed.
Then again how many penises have I sniffed? Only mine!
Anyone else agree?

[whiffey]

Whip it out, I'll give you an opinion

[Kimbles20]

Do you eat a lot of fish?

[cheries]

You've been able to smell your own c0ck?
Who are you, Prince?

[redcrx]

drink more water

[filthiestfis]

LOL when you go for a wee and after in your pants, cant you smell it?
Prawn!

[Reverandfunk]

I would stitch it back onto your body at the earliest opportunity

[cheries]

Well I'm a girl so I can't personally say I have.
And Red's right.

[Scarlett]

Yikes- any fishy smell sounds ominous to me...

[redcrx]

have you considered speaking to your GP or STD clinic?

[filthiestfis]

LOL No! Look...it has always smelt like this and I know its not just me. Go into any public men's toilets and if the urinals havent been cleaned you can smell prawns.

[whiffey]

Do you find strange odours after asparagus and/or Bovril ?

[redcrx]

just because urinals smell like that does not mean that one penis should smell that way.

I dont think they do the long swab any more so no need to be scared of clinic.

[4getmenot]

wash

[filthiestfis]

ok so nobody thinks that wee smells of prawns then.

[4getmenot]

stale wee maybe

[PAMPERS]

Think you need to find somewhere that sells fresher prawns too.

[redcrx]

thrush can cause an odour, it may just be that

[4getmenot]

you know what I was actually eating prawn crackers when you posted this!!

[Octavius]

Are you saying that prawns stink of stale wee?

[eyeshade]

Whiffey, wee always smells after asparagus, trust me I know!

Filfthiestfis, eat more greens and see the doctor quickly!